Nebor
Lifer
I hate kids in restaraunts. They scream, they yell, they make a mess, they're a big hassle to the staff and us customers. Alright, in truth, I don't like kids at all, restaraunt or not... But anyways, did you know it's against the law to disallow kids? It's such crap. If an adult acted like a child in a restaraunt, you could throw them out, or have them arrested. But because they're young, kids can run amok.
I wish there was a restaraunt that didn't have kids menus. That's all they'd really have to do, and I'm pretty sure it would be legal. Just don't offer kids menus, so if people want to bring their hellions to the restaraunt, they can pay full price for the food, and don't expect that food to be "chicken fingers and fries!"
Either that, or just hire 1 stripper for every restaraunt. They just walk around half naked, then no kids can come in... That'd be legal too, I think. Strip joint = no kids.
I wish there was a restaraunt that didn't have kids menus. That's all they'd really have to do, and I'm pretty sure it would be legal. Just don't offer kids menus, so if people want to bring their hellions to the restaraunt, they can pay full price for the food, and don't expect that food to be "chicken fingers and fries!"
Either that, or just hire 1 stripper for every restaraunt. They just walk around half naked, then no kids can come in... That'd be legal too, I think. Strip joint = no kids.