Kid's guide to the internet(97)

lozina

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Sep 10, 2001
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Man it would be great to spoof that video... the kid watches porn sites all day and the daughter is earning thousands a week with a web cam while the parents are completely oblivious.
 

CPA

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Nov 19, 2001
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God dammit now I've got that intro sung stuck in my head. Thanks alot OP!
 

ISAslot

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Jan 22, 2001
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I never defragged my disk before I installed the internet. Apparently this is where I went wrong.
 

Fritzo

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I never defragged my disk before I installed the internet. Apparently this is where I went wrong.

Ah, defragging...the computer snake oil of old people.

Somehow, that one term got into the heads of everyone over 60 and has stayed there. They don't know what it does, but they're convinced it fixes all computer problems.
 

Puppies04

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How do I adjust the VCR tracking? I can't find the button on my laptop, is it a ALT code?
 

Kaido

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Brought to you by the cast of Saved by the Bell.
 

Arcadio

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Lol at the bad Mississippi joke. So awkward. It's like she realized mid-joke the lameness of the joke.

The monitor resolution is a joke as well. So much scrolling.
 
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Fritzo

Lifer
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My favorite part is the son saying "I love the Internet so much, I don't want to do anything else!"

That's a big problem today :D
 

OutHouse

Lifer
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Ah, defragging...the computer snake oil of old people.

Somehow, that one term got into the heads of everyone over 60 and has stayed there. They don't know what it does, but they're convinced it fixes all computer problems.

lol so so so so true along with degaussing your monitor.
 

CPA

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My favorite part is the son saying "I love the Internet so much, I don't want to do anything else!"

That's a big problem today :D

When I heard that I was like "these people can see into the future!!!!"
 

Maximilian

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I remember 11 year old max's first shot at google all those years ago :'(

"SEX"

1000's of hot models all for you, click here to take the free tour!

:awe:
 

lozina

Lifer
Sep 10, 2001
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That was far more interesting and cringe-worthy than I expected.

The part on logging into AOL made me cringe bigtime

images
 

JoeBleed

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Jun 27, 2000
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Ah, defragging...the computer snake oil of old people.

Somehow, that one term got into the heads of everyone over 60 and has stayed there. They don't know what it does, but they're convinced it fixes all computer problems.

Or they're scared shittless of it because one time the power blinked when windows 9x was defraging and corrupted some of the files so they stay away from it at all costs. Until i have to work on it and see that the disk is around 55% fragmented (XP by that point) That took a while to clean up.

You REALLY can feel a difference at that fragmentation level. :D