God dammit now I've got that intro sung stuck in my head. Thanks alot OP!
I never defragged my disk before I installed the internet. Apparently this is where I went wrong.
Ah, defragging...the computer snake oil of old people.
Somehow, that one term got into the heads of everyone over 60 and has stayed there. They don't know what it does, but they're convinced it fixes all computer problems.
My favorite part is the son saying "I love the Internet so much, I don't want to do anything else!"
That's a big problem today![]()
That was far more interesting and cringe-worthy than I expected.
Ah, defragging...the computer snake oil of old people.
Somehow, that one term got into the heads of everyone over 60 and has stayed there. They don't know what it does, but they're convinced it fixes all computer problems.
