Ma was working in the kitchen, listening to Billy playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, Cause we're going down the tracks."
Ma was horrifed and she went in & told Billy, "We don't use that kind of language in this house.
Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, Billy came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and Ma heard Billy say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to
take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember,there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please direct your complaints to the bitch in the kitchen."
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Ma was horrifed and she went in & told Billy, "We don't use that kind of language in this house.
Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, Billy came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and Ma heard Billy say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to
take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember,there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please direct your complaints to the bitch in the kitchen."
Thank you for traveling with us
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