Khameini: Don't masturbate during Ramadan

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NO MASTURBATION ALLOWED

how do they not explode? :p

Drink water while standing...only jockeys are permitted to gamble on horse races.

Iran's supreme leader answers questions on masturbation and other topics on his website

Yaakov Lappin
Published: 10.04.06, 19:55

Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast invalid, Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini has ruled.

Khameini, who is Iran's most powerful political and religious figure, was asked on his website : "If somebody masturbates during the
month of Ramadan but without any discharge, is his fasting invalidated?"

"If he do not intend masturbation and discharging semen and nothing is discharged, his fasting is correct even though he has done a h?aram (forbidden) act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he usually discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it is a h?aram intentional breaking fasting," the Iranian leader said, posting the reply on his website.

Another reader asked: "Once in the holy month of Ramadan, I forgot to brush my teeth, and some tiny bits of food remained in my mouth. I swallowed the bits unintentionally. Do I have to perform the qad?a (repent) for that day's fast?"

"If you did not know that some bits of food remained between the teeth, or you did not know that they would reach the throat, and they were swallowed unknowingly and unintentionally, then you are not liable to make (repent) of the fast," said Khameini.

'Drink water while standing'

On the website, Khameini also tells Iranians that only jockeys are permitted to gamble on horse races.

He is also asked whether it is permissible for a man to marry a woman only in order to be able to live in his wife's country. "Can a man conclude a marriage contract for a year with a European girl after getting her agreement with the purpose of going to her country?" A reader asked.

"There is no problem in that if they are serious in contracting marriage and it is done with her father's permission if she is virgin," Khameini ruled.

The Iranian leader also told readers they were allowed to "to drink water while standing" at nights. It was "not permissible" to take part in meetings attended by both men and women, he told another reader.

"In Islam's view, rulers and governments exist just to serve people and carry out works in the interest of the public and this is what God demands us, as authorities, to fulfill," Khamenei was quoted Tuesday telling Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
 

So

Lifer
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It's nice being an atheist, we don't have to worry about silly rules ;)

Let's see how many sins I can commit at once!
 

Xyo II

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Originally posted by: DaWhim
Originally posted by: z0mb13
what if u have a wet dream at daytime?

according to that guy, it is ok, since it was "unintentional."

So what if you "unintentionally" masturbated at night? :confused:
"whoops, my hand slipped!" "whoops, my hand slipped again!"
 

So

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Originally posted by: Einstein Element
Originally posted by: DaWhim
Originally posted by: z0mb13
what if u have a wet dream at daytime?

according to that guy, it is ok, since it was "unintentional."

So what if you "unintentionally" masturbated at night? :confused:
"whoops, my hand slipped!" "whoops, my hand slipped again!"

What if I 'accidentally' have a shredded pork sandwich for lunch during the fast? It is still wrong?
 

Heisenberg

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Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: Einstein Element
Originally posted by: DaWhim
Originally posted by: z0mb13
what if u have a wet dream at daytime?

according to that guy, it is ok, since it was "unintentional."

So what if you "unintentionally" masturbated at night? :confused:
"whoops, my hand slipped!" "whoops, my hand slipped again!"

What if I 'accidentally' have a shredded pork sandwich for lunch during the fast? It is still wrong?
It's wrong, but it's also deliciously tasty.
 

So

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Originally posted by: So

What if I 'accidentally' have a shredded pork sandwich for lunch during the fast? It is still wrong?
It's wrong, but it's also deliciously tasty.

:laugh:
 

BAMAVOO

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I can't believe he was answering some of the dumb questions being asked.


You know they were just chain jerking.
 

0roo0roo

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they are freakin crazy, they even have an islamic direction for breaking wind:p

"A senior Iranian cleric said on Sunday that all non-Muslims were ?animals engaged in corruption? and defended the path of Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini as the only path to heaven."

and the original khoumeini

Khomeini accordingly delivered notorious rebuke to the Islam-is-a-religion-of-peace crowd: ?Those who know nothing of Islam pretend that Islam counsels against war. Those [who say this] are witless. Islam says: Kill all the unbelievers just as they would kill you all! Does this mean that Muslims should sit back until they are devoured by [the unbelievers]? Islam says: Kill them, put them to the sword and scatter [their armies]?. Islam says: Whatever good there is exists thanks to the sword and in the shadow of the sword! People cannot be made obedient except with the sword! The sword is the key to Paradise, which can be opened only for the Holy Warriors! There are hundreds of other [Qur?anic] psalms and Hadiths [sayings of the Prophet] urging Muslims to value war and to fight. Does all this mean that Islam is a religion that prevents men from waging war? I spit upon those foolish souls who make such a claim.?
http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=15983

never mind his crazy scriptures which even dictated the direction a muslim should break wind:p
 

n19htmare

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that's pretty funny. Plus it's only forbidden during the hours of sunrise and sunset... after that, masturbate all you want. Heck, make up for the time that you missed. But, in Islam, masturbation itself is not allowed.... like as if people are gonna follow that.
 

z0mb13

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A young moslem person is in a dialog with Khameini:

Young person: why is my fasting invalidated?
Khameini: because you touch yourself at night

 

Alex

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who cares im agnostic so i can have meat sabre practice with HansSolo as much as i like duriing ramadan
 

n19htmare

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Originally posted by: z0mb13
A young moslem person is in a dialog with Khameini:

Young person: why is my fasting invalidated?
Khameini: because you touch yourself at night

Muslims don't fast at night....
 

mrSHEiK124

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Err, whacking off would only invalidate your fast because fasting in Islam is defined as abstaining from eating, drinking, and having sex in between sunrise and sunset. I think something was lost in translation here.
 

pontifex

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why does one thread that merely hints at masturbation get deleted but one that outright talks about it stays? :confused: