Key lime disease pie

[dullard]

My wife has quite an odd sense of humor. She currently is on a kick trying to come up with dessert names that sound real, but are actually slips of the tongue. Each dessert should actually sound like the real desert - but is really some disgusting disease ridden food. Is anyone creative enough to help make more names?

Here are some of her favorites:
Key lime disease pie (key lime pie)
Poisonberry pie (boisenberry pie)
SARS bar (Mars bar)
Cherry queesecake (cherry cheesecake)
Dead pudding (bread pudding)
and dozens more.

Other gross sounding names are ok, but really don't match her wishes. Examples would be
Cherry cobwebler (cherry cobler - but a cobweb isn't a deadly thing or disease)
French silkworm pie (French silk pie - again a silkworm isn't deadly or a disease)

I figure either this thread will die without more than 3 posts - or it'll make people laugh and go on for a long time. Who knows.

 

[CPA]

your wife is wierd.

Oh, and pics?

 

[guyver01]

uhm. okee?

 

[loup garou]

Crapple Pie.

 

[DurocShark]

A silkworm missile is deadly... 😉

 

[bleeb]

You and your wife are complete and utterly retarded. Do the mods a favor and please BAN yourself!! 😉 j/k

Bum-kin Pie (Pumpkin Pie)

 

[Gyrene]

Peanut Butter Shittle?

 

[dullard]

Originally posted by: CPA
your wife is wierd.

Oh, and pics?

Yes she is. Online pics of her are hard to find.
Here is one of both of us. or Here, click on photo gallery, we are the 2nd photo that comes up in the popup (she is the one in the plaid skirt and black high heels).

Crapple pie was a good attempt. We had thought of that, but it really isn't a deadly thing.

 

[UNCjigga]

Sickle cell anemic blood pudding?

 

[mpitts]

Death by chocolate.

 

[GasX]

Mississippi Butt Mud Pie

 

[Tom]

oatmealworm cookies

 

[Tom]

crabs

oh yea, that's a main course not dessert..
:brokenheart:

 

[GasX]

Pound (me in the ass) cake

 

[morkinva]

Tiramisuicide
Dienuts
Richard Persimmons Pudding

 

[kage69]

Mississippi Butt Mud Pie

Heh. Put candy corn on it.

 

Originally posted by: kage69

Mississippi Butt Mud Pie

Heh. Put candy corn on it.

You did not just go there.

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Pound (me in the ass) cake

while uncomfortable at best, i am not sure that is "deadly"

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Pound (me in the ass) cake

while uncomfortable at best, i am not sure that is "deadly"

depends on who is your server...

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: Phocas

Originally posted by: kage69

Mississippi Butt Mud Pie

Heh. Put candy corn on it.

You did not just go there.

Oh yeah sister, he went there.

 

[Yossarian]

omg this thread is cracking me up! 😀

 

[dullard]

"Tiramisuicide
Richard Persimmons Pudding"
The first one fits the requirements perfectly, but I love the 2nd one. That'll give me good points with the wife tonight.

"oatmealworm cookies"
Nice, especially since oatmeal cookies are her favorite. It goes in the ok pile though for not being really deadly.

To keep this thread going, here are some others we used in the past (not all are deadly or diseases):
Lice pudding (rice pudding)
Nooseberry pie (gooseberry pie) - Similar is chocolate noose (chocolate moose)
Fruits of the gorefest pie (Fruits of the forest pie) - she didn't like it but I loved that one
Fluberry Muffins (blueberry muffins)
Chokelate chip cookies (chocolate chip cookies)

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

it doesn't get any better than Key Lime Disease Pie. bwuahahaha. 😀

 

[kage69]

You did not just go there.

Heh. What was I thinking, I meant nuts. 😀

 

[Jeraden]

Lice cream (ice cream)
Booger Cookies (Sugar cookies)
Drownies (brownies)