Ketchup - Shake before use

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  1. Raizinman

    Raizinman Platinum Member

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    I’m an avid Ketchup user. I’m just so tired of turning up the bottle and getting a table spoon of vinegar on my plate before the real ketchup comes out. The only instructions on the bottle are:

    Shake well before first use, and For best results, refrigerate after opening.

    Shouldn’t you shake well before every use? After the vinegar comes out of the Ketchup, it tends to change the flavor or the rest of the Ketchup.

    I’m making reference to the Heinz Ketchup 36 oz side. Anything else is subpar.

    Enquiring minds want to know!
     
  2. Printer Bandit

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    i hate ketchup pre cum
     
  3. gothamhunter

    gothamhunter Diamond Member

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  4. lxskllr

    lxskllr Lifer

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    I'd shake it down the drain, rinse the bottle, and put it out for recycling. I'd then get a bottle of Tabasco,or perhaps some other brand depending on exact use, and make my food delicious instead of crappy.
     
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  6. D1gger

    D1gger Diamond Member

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    i prefer cock sauce to ketchup, but it also does need a good shake before use.
     
  7. purbeast0

    purbeast0 Lifer

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    as an avid ketchup user, why the *** are you reading instructions on how to use it?
     
  8. KeithP

    KeithP Diamond Member

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    This problem is why I stick with catsup.

    -KeithP
     
  9. Schfifty Five

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    Heinz 57 in the glass bottle > all other ketchups
     
  10. Dirigible

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    I can't find catsup any more. :mad: :(
     
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  12. angminas

    angminas Diamond Member

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    1. Strap ketchup bottle to body
    2. Do a passionate tango with a beautiful woman
    3. Enjoy your freshly shaken ketchup
     
  13. rh71

    rh71 No Lifer

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    that's like ordering something in blister packages on purpose!!!
     
  14. bigrash

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    I never shake. Maybe I should?
     
  15. lxskllr

    lxskllr Lifer

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    Squeeze bottles suck. I'll take glass jars/bottles every time if given the chance. My solution for slow ketchup is to not use it. For those that insist, it builds patience and character. Ketchup users could certainly use more of the latter :^D
     
  16. Jeff7

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    I believe that using either "enquiry" or "inquiry" depends upon the nature of the query. :cool:
     
  17. TecHNooB

    TecHNooB Diamond Member

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    i always shake. it prevents the dribbles.
     
  18. Jaskalas

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    Naw, then you're just playing with it.
     
  19. Tsavo

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    Shake it 3 times and you are playing with it.
     
  20. jupiter57

    jupiter57 Diamond Member

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    LOL!
    You aren't 50 yet, are you?