Kerry Jokes

[TheGeek]

Hers some funny Kerry jokes:

HaHaHa

 

[Gravity]

"'Shrek 2' made over $120 million during its first week. In a related story, John Kerry asked Shrek to marry him." ?Conan O'Brien

LMAO!!

 

[dabuddha]

"Lot of people wondering if John Kerry supports gay marriages. Here's a hint ... he gets $1,000 haircuts." ?Craig Kilborn

LOL

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

"Well the good news for Democrats, now over half the country can identify a picture of John Kerry. The bad news, the majority still thinks he's the dad from 'The Munsters."' ?Jay Leno

 

[Red Dawn]

John Kerry says that foreign leaders want him to be president, but that he can't name the foreign leaders. That's all right, President Bush can't name them either

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[Don Vito Corleone]

"It's nine months before the election and Bush's poll numbers have fallen to the exact level that his father's poll numbers were nine months before he lost to Bill Clinton. Today front runner John Kerry said he's not superstitious, but just to be on the safe side, he's going to start f---ing everything that moves." ?Bill Maher

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

"A Newsweek poll said if the election were held today, John Kerry would beat Bush 49 percent to 46 percent. And today, President Bush called Newsweek magazine a threat to world peace." ?Jay Leno

 

[Todd33]

"Please explain to me why John Kerry sounds more dickish telling the truth than Bush sounds when he's lying. How is that possible?" ?Jon Stewart

 

[Rainsford]

"The White House began airing their TV commercials to reelect the president, and the John Kerry campaign is condemning his use of 9/11 in the ads. He said it is unconscionable to use the tragic memory of a war in order to get elected, unless of course, it's the Vietnam War." ?Jay Leno

It's funny cause it's true. I'll admit it 😉