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Fingolfin269

Fingolfin269

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Kerry Does Iowa

Okay, that isn't the important part. It seems to be a slow news day so I thought I'd point something out that's a little 'funny'. Go to Drudge and look at the picture of Kerry and then read the title of the article. That's a pretty funny play on words I guess.

Real news today would be appreciated.

*EDIT* Okay, he's already edited his title. Now there's a bit before he throws out the subliminal 'Kerry Does Iowa' portion. wtf :p
 
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Baltazar325

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Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
Kerry Does Iowa

Okay, that isn't the important part. It seems to be a slow news day so I thought I'd point something out that's a little 'funny'. Go to Drudge and look at the picture of Kerry and then read the title of the article. That's a pretty funny play on words I guess.

Real news today would be appreciated.
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ROFL
 
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Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
Kerry Does Iowa

Okay, that isn't the important part. It seems to be a slow news day so I thought I'd point something out that's a little 'funny'. Go to Drudge and look at the picture of Kerry and then read the title of the article. That's a pretty funny play on words I guess.

Real news today would be appreciated.

*EDIT* Okay, he's already edited his title. Now there's a bit before he throws out the subliminal 'Kerry Does Iowa' portion. wtf :p
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Matt Drudge's Power has Gone to his head. He is a Meglomania
 
Fingolfin269

Fingolfin269

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Originally posted by: DealMonkey
Yeah ... funny. I guess Iowa's good for one thing: Corn. Right Cad? :)
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Hah, for some reason your statement reminds me of the Wayne's World take on Delaware.
 
CADsortaGUY

CADsortaGUY

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Originally posted by: DealMonkey
Yeah ... funny. I guess Iowa's good for one thing: Corn. Right Cad? :)
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Pigs and soybeans too.

I think it's funny that kerry thinks he can wave two ears of corn and people will somehow be wooed. I wonder what tehreezzaaa would say if he shucked the corn...would it be another "chili" moment? oh wait...like kerry would have the first clue how to shuck corn anyway...;)

CkG
 
Fingolfin269

Fingolfin269

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Originally posted by: CADkindaGUY
Originally posted by: DealMonkey
Yeah ... funny. I guess Iowa's good for one thing: Corn. Right Cad? :)
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Pigs and soybeans too.

I think it's funny that kerry thinks he can wave two ears of corn and people will somehow be wooed. I wonder what tehreezzaaa would say if he shucked the corn...would it be another "chili" moment? oh wait...like kerry would have the first clue how to shuck corn anyway...;)

CkG
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Well, that's not exactly where I was going with the OP but okay. ;)
 
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DealMonkey

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Originally posted by: CADkindaGUY
Originally posted by: DealMonkey
Yeah ... funny. I guess Iowa's good for one thing: Corn. Right Cad? :)
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Pigs and soybeans too.

I think it's funny that kerry thinks he can wave two ears of corn and people will somehow be wooed. I wonder what tehreezzaaa would say if he shucked the corn...would it be another "chili" moment? oh wait...like kerry would have the first clue how to shuck corn anyway...;)

CkG
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Aw shucks Cad, I thought you knew that shucking corn is strictly for conservative farmer-wannabees?

The liberals know you can buy pre-shucked corn in the supermarket, so why bother? Furthermore, conservatives shucking corn are able to harken back to an age when perhaps they were the farmers, working the land, substaining the people, living an honest life. That bygone era, when women were tending the pot roasts in the kitchen, abortions were illegal and gay meant extraordinarily happy.

Oh and Teresa says, "SHOVE IT!" :p
 
CADsortaGUY

CADsortaGUY

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Originally posted by: Baltazar325
I found the picture to be very teh funny
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Caption contest? :D

kerry: (addressing the city folks in Davenport) Hey....Hey... What do you do with these? Where are the little yellow kernels?

Tehrezzaa: yeah, that doesn't look like the corn we are served at our home(s).

:D


BTW - why is kerry holding one ear upside-down? Did anyone else notice that?

CkG
 
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Baltazar325

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It would have been even funnier if it was the Pres, holding 2 ears of corn with the caption saying BUSH DOES IOWA!
 
CADsortaGUY

CADsortaGUY

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Originally posted by: Baltazar325
It would have been even funnier if it was the Pres, holding 2 ears of corn with the caption saying BUSH DOES IOWA!
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Nah, but there is a pic of Bush actually eating an ear of corn. Caption that.:)

CkG
 
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Kerry: "Bush wants you to choose which ear of corn you want to eat."

Teresa: "Yeah, SCREW that guy!"

Kerry: "Indeed. But I will rub these ears together, and the resulting friction will cause these kernels to pop."

Teresa: <makes gun symbol with hand> "Pop! Pop! That's what I'd do to Cheney!" <blows fake smoke off finger-barrel>

Kerry: "Of course. And then my young ward, Senator Edwards will collect those kernels and we will feed ALL OF IOWA!"

Edwards (in back of bus): "HELP IS ON THE WAY IOWA!"

Teresa: "And maybe see a movie too. You know popcorn and movies just go together..."
 
CADsortaGUY

CADsortaGUY

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Originally posted by: DealMonkey
Kerry: "Bush wants you to choose which ear of corn you want to eat."

Teresa: "Yeah, SCREW that guy!"

Kerry: "Indeed. But I will rub these ears together, and the resulting friction will cause these kernels to pop."

Teresa: <makes gun symbol with hand> "Pop! Pop! That's what I'd do to Cheney!" <blows fake smoke off finger-barrel>

Kerry: "Of course. And then my young ward, Senator Edwards will collect those kernels and we will feed ALL OF IOWA!"

Edwards (in back of bus): "HELP IS ON THE WAY IOWA!"

Teresa: "And maybe see a movie too. You know popcorn and movies just go together..."
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Buahahahahaha!!!!!

Nice.

CkG
 
Fingolfin269

Fingolfin269

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Originally posted by: DealMonkey
Kerry: "Bush wants you to choose which ear of corn you want to eat."

Teresa: "Yeah, SCREW that guy!"

Kerry: "Indeed. But I will rub these ears together, and the resulting friction will cause these kernels to pop."

Teresa: <makes gun symbol with hand> "Pop! Pop! That's what I'd do to Cheney!" <blows fake smoke off finger-barrel>

Kerry: "Of course. And then my young ward, Senator Edwards will collect those kernels and we will feed ALL OF IOWA!"

Edwards (in back of bus): "HELP IS ON THE WAY IOWA!"

Teresa: "And maybe see a movie too. You know popcorn and movies just go together..."
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Hahah, the Edwards portion is the clincher. :p
 
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Baltazar325

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Originally posted by: DealMonkey
Kerry: "Bush wants you to choose which ear of corn you want to eat."

Teresa: "Yeah, SCREW that guy!"

Kerry: "Indeed. But I will rub these ears together, and the resulting friction will cause these kernels to pop."

Teresa: <makes gun symbol with hand> "Pop! Pop! That's what I'd do to Cheney!" <blows fake smoke off finger-barrel>

Kerry: "Of course. And then my young ward, Senator Edwards will collect those kernels and we will feed ALL OF IOWA!"

Edwards (in back of bus): "HELP IS ON THE WAY IOWA!"

Teresa: "And maybe see a movie too. You know popcorn and movies just go together..."
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Hahah. After the day I just had I needed a good laugh. The Edwards part is classic..
 
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Yo Ma Ma

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CADsortaGUY

CADsortaGUY

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Originally posted by: Yo_Ma-Ma
Originally posted by: CADkindaGUY
Originally posted by: Baltazar325
It would have been even funnier if it was the Pres, holding 2 ears of corn with the caption saying BUSH DOES IOWA!
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Nah, but there is a pic of Bush actually eating an ear of corn. Caption that.:)

CkG
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http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040804/capt.iapm10808041757.bush__iapm108.jpg
Note to self: tastes *much* better when cooked first :)
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Actually I prefer it straight off the stalk when it's not quite fully ripened. Then again beans and peas are best straight off the plant too. Mmmm...nothing beats walking beans and being able to eat at the same time.
<- walked many a bean row.
<- not a farmer nor grew up on a farm.

CkG
 
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Yo Ma Ma

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Actually I prefer it straight off the stalk when it's not quite fully ripened. Then again beans and peas are best straight off the plant too. Mmmm...nothing beats walking beans and being able to eat at the same time.
<- walked many a bean row.
<- not a farmer nor grew up on a farm.

CkG
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Different strokes! :D
 
Perknose

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Originally posted by: CADkindaGUY
Originally posted by: Yo_Ma-Ma
Originally posted by: CADkindaGUY
Originally posted by: Baltazar325
It would have been even funnier if it was the Pres, holding 2 ears of corn with the caption saying BUSH DOES IOWA!
Click to expand...

Nah, but there is a pic of Bush actually eating an ear of corn. Caption that.:)

CkG
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http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040804/capt.iapm10808041757.bush__iapm108.jpg
Note to self: tastes *much* better when cooked first :)
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Actually I prefer it straight off the stalk when it's not quite fully ripened. Then again beans and peas are best straight off the plant too. Mmmm...nothing beats walking beans and being able to eat at the same time.
<- walked many a bean row.
<- not a farmer nor grew up on a farm.

CkG
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You're making me hungry, CAD! :D
 
CADsortaGUY

CADsortaGUY

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Yo_Ma-Ma
Originally posted by: CADkindaGUY
Originally posted by: Baltazar325
It would have been even funnier if it was the Pres, holding 2 ears of corn with the caption saying BUSH DOES IOWA!
Click to expand...

Nah, but there is a pic of Bush actually eating an ear of corn. Caption that.:)

CkG
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http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040804/capt.iapm10808041757.bush__iapm108.jpg
Note to self: tastes *much* better when cooked first :)
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Corn, it does a body good.

Or taking a que from tehrezzaa: "Shove it!"

CkG
 
GoPackGo

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I bet Kerry wouldn't even know how to take that corn and make it edible!
 
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