Kelly Osbourne sells 300/1500 tickets in Austin

[WinkOsmosis]

I stumbled upon this while looking for a job

"This is the last song," Kelly Osbourne announced Sunday night, as she prepared to launch into "Papa Don't Preach" at the 50-minute point of her set at La Zona Rosa. "I don't do encores because they're cheesy."
No, sweetie, you don't do encores because you sing about as well as dogs shuffle cards. At your best, you sound like Courtney Stefani with laryngitis; getting called back for one more would make as much sense as "The Osbournes" winning a Best Costume Design Emmy. That only about 300 people showed up Sunday at the 1,500-capacity venue spoke well of mankind's ability to move on from last year's hype.

Kelly Osbourne sucks pretty badly.

 

[Fausto]

Kelly Osbourne sucks pretty badly.

Guiness Record nominee for "biggest understatement ever".

 

[joemamma]

you have no idea how much this pleases me...i can't understand how people with no talent think they can actually make it as a rock star

and who the hell is courtney stefani?

 

[stev0]

ha!

 

[Azraele]

Originally posted by: joemamma
and who the hell is courtney stefani?

Maybe a cross between Courtney Love and Gwen Stefani?

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Azraele

Originally posted by: joemamma
and who the hell is courtney stefani?

Maybe a cross between Courtney Love and Gwen Stefani?

Yuck. How about Courtney Cox and Gwen instead?

 

[MacGaven]

"I don't do encores because they're cheesy."

Hahaahahaha

Way to be full of yourself, chubby!

 

[Confused]

The only reason she EVAR got a record deal was because of mummy and daddy, she is a fat, talentless *insert expletive here*


Confused

 

[Jzero]

I'm impressed that she even sold 300 tix....

 

[human2k]

She's not even chubby anymore: Her slimmed-down body attested to either a workout regimen or a loss of appetite after reading some of her recent concert reviews.

May I? Ok here goes...

Hahahhahahahahhahahahhahahaha.

 

[TallBill]

ummm.. what job were you looking for?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Kelly Osbourne sucks pretty badly.

Guiness Record nominee for "biggest understatement ever".

In a music industry that's given us Britney Spears, Christina "I can be a bigger slut than Britney" Aguilera, N'Synch, New Kids on the Block, Hanson and The Backstreet Boys, having no talent is not a sin nor is it a detriment to your career. Kelly's only problem is that she combines no talent with the fact that teenage boys don't want to see her naked.

 

[KGB1]

Her older sis is much hooter than her no? :evil:

 

[RichieZ]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Kelly Osbourne sucks pretty badly.

Guiness Record nominee for "biggest understatement ever".

In a music industry that's given us Britney Spears, Christina "I can be a bigger slut than Britney" Aguilera, N'Synch, New Kids on the Block, Hanson and The Backstreet Boys, having no talent is not a sin nor is it a detriment to your career. Kelly's only problem is that she combines no talent with the fact that teenage boys don't want to see her naked.

HAHAHAHAH

 

[human2k]

heh.

 

[prodigy]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Kelly Osbourne sucks pretty badly.

Guiness Record nominee for "biggest understatement ever".

In a music industry that's given us Britney Spears, Christina "I can be a bigger slut than Britney" Aguilera, N'Synch, New Kids on the Block, Hanson and The Backstreet Boys, having no talent is not a sin nor is it a detriment to your career. Kelly's only problem is that she combines no talent with the fact that teenage boys don't want to see her naked.

Hey speak for yourself buddy. :Q

 

[rh71]

I hate the Osbournes... they're so incredibly annoying... why the fVck were they ever put on TV ?

 

[Deeko]

300? Man, that's weak. Hell, if I threw a concert I could get more people to come than that

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: Jzero
I'm impressed that she even sold 300 tix....

 

[KC5AV]

I find strange humur in the fact that they didn't include a picture of her... :camera:

 

[EvilYoda]

wow, makes me think that mankind isn't all bad...glad she failed. Just go away already.

 

[morkinva]

Actually, I don't think it says those 300 tickets were 'sold', they were probably given away at a radio station.

It reminds me of when Rick Springfield was here, they were begging people to take free tickets off their hands.

 

[skateallday]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Kelly Osbourne sucks pretty badly.

Guiness Record nominee for "biggest understatement ever".

yeah she does i cant believe she actually thinks she is good at that. i think she should look at all this and then maybe she will realize shes no good.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: skateallday

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Kelly Osbourne sucks pretty badly.

Guiness Record nominee for "biggest understatement ever".

yeah she does i cant believe she actually thinks she is good at that. i think she should look at all this and then maybe she will realize shes no good.

hehehe

and shre fukin ugly as sin also

 

[ElFenix]

you know shes playing sold out shows in places that don't have a decent local music scene