Keep the volume down on that porno please!

[clamum]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
And there the two of them stood, awkwardly facing each other with their respective swords in hand.

Now that's fvckin gold.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
What kind of porn movie was he watching that included cries for help and rape like screams?
Sounds pretty weird to me.

Yer gay. Everything sounds weird to you.

In most normal hetero porns the gal usually does some screaming to show she's enjoying herself. She also lets the guy spew all over her face and slap is ding-dong on her forehead.
In other words, porn cast members have never had normal sex and crew members have never had ANY sex. They have absolutely no clue.

But for horny little straight men like me its fun to watch now and again.

No. Cries for help and rape like screams don't sound normal to me. I know what porn sounds like.
Moaning, Screams of pleasure, "Harder!", "You like that?", etc..etc..

Not "No!! Help!! Stop!! I'm being raped!"

To be fair, this guy sounds kind of whacked. 37, lives with mom, tried to impersonate a police officer once....I'm guessing he's not the best judge of differentiating screams of terror and screams of pleasure.

Let's face it, some ladies are just freaks. You never know what kind of noises one will make until the act itself.

Also, the supposed cries aren't described. My guess, is this guy heard normal pr0n screams, thought (hmmm, naked lady upstairs, I have a sword! scare away/chop up dude and claim lady. I rule!) I think the rushing to a rape-victim story is some BS he cocked up. um...pun intended?

BTW, turn yours down next time. I need to get some sleep sometime.

 

[nageov3t]

I always feel bad thinking that the three girls who live under me might hear my gay porn, so I've gotten into the habit of either using headphones or setting the volume fairly low.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: loki8481
I always feel bad thinking that the three girls who live under me might hear my gay porn, so I've gotten into the habit of either using headphones or setting the volume fairly low.

The dialog and sounds are even more ridiculous in gay porn than straight porn somehow. You aren't missing anything with the volume off.

 

[ScottFern]

My interpretation:

Neighbor: STOP RAPING THAT WOMEN OR ILL STAB YOU!
Neighbor: oh ******, your just wacking it
Neighbor: my bad....

 

[Suture]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
And there the two of them stood, awkwardly facing each other with their respective swords in hand.

Hahah best laugh I've had all day.

 

[Anghang]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
And there the two of them stood, awkwardly facing each other with their respective swords in hand.

LOL :thumbsup:

 

[everman]

Originally posted by: oogabooga

Originally posted by: axelfox

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
And there the two of them stood, awkwardly facing each other with their respective swords in hand.

:thumbsup:

:beer:

 

[Special K]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: slsmnaz
Who grabs a sword?

This guy

Haha, that was the first thing I thought of when I read the part about the sword.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
What kind of porn movie was he watching that included cries for help and rape like screams?
Sounds pretty weird to me.

Yer gay. Everything sounds weird to you.

In most normal hetero porns the gal usually does some screaming to show she's enjoying herself. She also lets the guy spew all over her face and slap is ding-dong on her forehead.
In other words, porn cast members have never had normal sex and crew members have never had ANY sex. They have absolutely no clue.

But for horny little straight men like me its fun to watch now and again.

No. Cries for help and rape like screams don't sound normal to me. I know what porn sounds like.
Moaning, Screams of pleasure, "Harder!", "You like that?", etc..etc..

Not "No!! Help!! Stop!! I'm being raped!"

To be fair, this guy sounds kind of whacked. 37, lives with mom, tried to impersonate a police officer once....I'm guessing he's not the best judge of differentiating screams of terror and screams of pleasure.

Let's face it, some ladies are just freaks. You never know what kind of noises one will make until the act itself.

Also, the supposed cries aren't described. My guess, is this guy heard normal pr0n screams, thought (hmmm, naked lady upstairs, I have a sword! scare away/chop up dude and claim lady. I rule!) I think the rushing to a rape-victim story is some BS he cocked up. um...pun intended?

BTW, turn yours down next time. I need to get some sleep sometime.

I thought I was being generous. You wouldn't be getting any action otherwise

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
What kind of porn movie was he watching that included cries for help and rape like screams?
Sounds pretty weird to me.

Yer gay. Everything sounds weird to you.

In most normal hetero porns the gal usually does some screaming to show she's enjoying herself. She also lets the guy spew all over her face and slap is ding-dong on her forehead.
In other words, porn cast members have never had normal sex and crew members have never had ANY sex. They have absolutely no clue.

But for horny little straight men like me its fun to watch now and again.

No. Cries for help and rape like screams don't sound normal to me. I know what porn sounds like.
Moaning, Screams of pleasure, "Harder!", "You like that?", etc..etc..

Not "No!! Help!! Stop!! I'm being raped!"

To be fair, this guy sounds kind of whacked. 37, lives with mom, tried to impersonate a police officer once....I'm guessing he's not the best judge of differentiating screams of terror and screams of pleasure.

Let's face it, some ladies are just freaks. You never know what kind of noises one will make until the act itself.

Also, the supposed cries aren't described. My guess, is this guy heard normal pr0n screams, thought (hmmm, naked lady upstairs, I have a sword! scare away/chop up dude and claim lady. I rule!) I think the rushing to a rape-victim story is some BS he cocked up. um...pun intended?

BTW, turn yours down next time. I need to get some sleep sometime.

I thought I was being generous. You wouldn't be getting any action otherwise

The feral dogs howling outside your window indicates it was a bit much.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
What kind of porn movie was he watching that included cries for help and rape like screams?
Sounds pretty weird to me.

Yer gay. Everything sounds weird to you.

In most normal hetero porns the gal usually does some screaming to show she's enjoying herself. She also lets the guy spew all over her face and slap is ding-dong on her forehead.
In other words, porn cast members have never had normal sex and crew members have never had ANY sex. They have absolutely no clue.

But for horny little straight men like me its fun to watch now and again.

No. Cries for help and rape like screams don't sound normal to me. I know what porn sounds like.
Moaning, Screams of pleasure, "Harder!", "You like that?", etc..etc..

Not "No!! Help!! Stop!! I'm being raped!"

To be fair, this guy sounds kind of whacked. 37, lives with mom, tried to impersonate a police officer once....I'm guessing he's not the best judge of differentiating screams of terror and screams of pleasure.

Let's face it, some ladies are just freaks. You never know what kind of noises one will make until the act itself.

Also, the supposed cries aren't described. My guess, is this guy heard normal pr0n screams, thought (hmmm, naked lady upstairs, I have a sword! scare away/chop up dude and claim lady. I rule!) I think the rushing to a rape-victim story is some BS he cocked up. um...pun intended?

BTW, turn yours down next time. I need to get some sleep sometime.

I thought I was being generous. You wouldn't be getting any action otherwise

The feral dogs howling outside your window indicates it was a bit much.

Well, I'll try to be neighborly and tone it down a bit, but you can't infringe on my right to watch amputee dwarf bestiality pr0n within my own apartment if I so choose!

 

[mobiblu]

this made my day...

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
What kind of porn movie was he watching that included cries for help and rape like screams?
Sounds pretty weird to me.

Yer gay. Everything sounds weird to you.

In most normal hetero porns the gal usually does some screaming to show she's enjoying herself. She also lets the guy spew all over her face and slap is ding-dong on her forehead.
In other words, porn cast members have never had normal sex and crew members have never had ANY sex. They have absolutely no clue.

But for horny little straight men like me its fun to watch now and again.

No. Cries for help and rape like screams don't sound normal to me. I know what porn sounds like.
Moaning, Screams of pleasure, "Harder!", "You like that?", etc..etc..

Not "No!! Help!! Stop!! I'm being raped!"

To be fair, this guy sounds kind of whacked. 37, lives with mom, tried to impersonate a police officer once....I'm guessing he's not the best judge of differentiating screams of terror and screams of pleasure.

Let's face it, some ladies are just freaks. You never know what kind of noises one will make until the act itself.

Also, the supposed cries aren't described. My guess, is this guy heard normal pr0n screams, thought (hmmm, naked lady upstairs, I have a sword! scare away/chop up dude and claim lady. I rule!) I think the rushing to a rape-victim story is some BS he cocked up. um...pun intended?

BTW, turn yours down next time. I need to get some sleep sometime.

I thought I was being generous. You wouldn't be getting any action otherwise

The feral dogs howling outside your window indicates it was a bit much.

Well, I'll try to be neighborly and tone it down a bit, but you can't infringe on my right to watch amputee dwarf bestiality pr0n within my own apartment if I so choose!

Well at least have the courtesy to invite me over next time to watch then.

 

[sadffffff]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
No good deed goes unpunished.

 

[Golgatha]

Originally posted by: axelfox

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
And there the two of them stood, awkwardly facing each other with their respective swords in hand.

LOLOLOLOL!!!!

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
And there the two of them stood, awkwardly facing each other with their respective swords in hand.

omg lol :laugh:

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
And there the two of them stood, awkwardly facing each other with their respective swords in hand.

:laugh::thumbsup:

 

[TehMac]

Originally posted by: slsmnaz
Who grabs a sword?

D'Artangen in Three Musketeers did.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
What kind of porn movie was he watching that included cries for help and rape like screams?
Sounds pretty weird to me.

Asian porn (not American porn with Asian actresses). One of the reasons I don't watch it

Japanese porn.. It's not even realistic at all. It's just high pitched screaming all the way through.. American pron with Asian actresses is a lot better =]

 

[JulesMaximus]

What a retard...

 

[b0mbrman]

This story has porn and a sword so I approve

If it had fax machines it would be perfect