Keep the volume down on that porno please!

[Homerboy]

http://www.themilwaukeechannel.com/news/11072575/detail.html


OCONOMOWOC, Wis. -- An Oconomowoc man is facing charges after he kicked in the door of a neighboring apartment to rescue a woman who he thought was being raped.

But the screams for help were coming from a pornographic movie that his upstairs neighbor was watching.

When James Van Iveren heard the cries for help, he said that he grabbed a collector sword in his apartment and bounded out the door. He kicked in the door upstairs and confronted his neighbor, asking him where the woman was.

Now, Van Iveren is facing three criminal charges. Police have seized his sword, which is a family heirloom.

Van Iveren said that he feels stupid about his mistake, but that it was nothing more than that.

Why didn't he call police? Van Iveren said that he doesn't have phone. He's free on bond and faces a court appearance on March 5.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

No good deed goes unpunished.

 

[rivan]

:thumbsup:

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
No good deed goes unpunished.

 

[Jeeebus]

And there the two of them stood, awkwardly facing each other with their respective swords in hand.

 

[slimrhcp]

That's classic!

 

[axelfox]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
And there the two of them stood, awkwardly facing each other with their respective swords in hand.

 

[yosuke188]

Headphones FTW

 

[slsmnaz]

Who grabs a sword?

 

[Caesar]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
And there the two of them stood, awkwardly facing each other with their respective swords in hand.

LOL

 

[blurredvision]

Originally posted by: yosuke188
Headphones FTW

Real women FTW.

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

God I love living in Wisconsin. I swear, we get more coverage in the weird news sections of newspapers than any other state.

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: slsmnaz
Who grabs a sword?

Probably the same person who doesnt have a phone.

BTW, LOVED the sword-in-hand line!

EDIT: For myself, I prefer to watch porn in Dolby Prologic II with the bass turned all the way up.
Then I pound on the walls with my fists until the folks next door get angry and leave.

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Originally posted by: Homerboy
Why didn't he call police? Van Iveren said that he doesn't have phone. He's free on bond and faces a court appearance on March 5.

Um, if I heard a woman getting raped and had ANY kind of weapon available, I damn well would not call police. Unless you are very lucky, the average response time for police is going to be 3-5 minutes under good circumstances. A lot can happen in that time.

 

[yuppiejr]

Interesting story back in 2000 involving the same guy impersonating a police officer:

http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4196/is_20000921/ai_n10640112

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: axelfox

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
And there the two of them stood, awkwardly facing each other with their respective swords in hand.

:thumbsup:

 

[Zysoclaplem]

What kind of porn movie was he watching that included cries for help and rape like screams?
Sounds pretty weird to me.

 

[j00fek]

lol

 

[Syrch]

Originally posted by: yuppiejr
Interesting story back in 2000 involving the same guy impersonating a police officer:

http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4196/is_20000921/ai_n10640112

LOL unreal!

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
What kind of porn movie was he watching that included cries for help and rape like screams?
Sounds pretty weird to me.

Yer gay. Everything sounds weird to you.

In most normal hetero porns the gal usually does some screaming to show she's enjoying herself. She also lets the guy spew all over her face and slap is ding-dong on her forehead.
In other words, porn cast members have never had normal sex and crew members have never had ANY sex. They have absolutely no clue.

But for horny little straight men like me its fun to watch now and again.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: slsmnaz
Who grabs a sword?

what else would you grab, a rolled up magazine or newspaper?

 

[jtvang125]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
And there the two of them stood, awkwardly facing each other with their respective swords in hand.

I see your schwartz is as big as mine.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
What kind of porn movie was he watching that included cries for help and rape like screams?
Sounds pretty weird to me.

Asian porn (not American porn with Asian actresses). One of the reasons I don't watch it

 

[Phokus]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
And there the two of them stood, awkwardly facing each other with their respective swords in hand.

bahahahahaha!!!!

 

[Aikouka]

Originally posted by: BigJ
Asian porn (not American porn with Asian actresses). One of the reasons I don't watch it

Hey, the extras from the old Gojira movies gotta go somewhere .