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K-Y Warming Liquid
Thanks to the aid of the fine folks over at the Hot Deals forum, I recently found in my possession a sample-sized packet of K-Y Warming liquid. I have to confess that I have been more than a little curious about this product ever since seeing all the advertisements on the telly. Having for years been a satisified customer of the K-Y line of products, and since I am one of the few here in ATOT who regularly enjoys the company of the opposite sex, I decided to bite the bullet and do a little field research for the greater good of the forum.
First off, I have to comment on the application instructions. They were very brief and left a lot to the imagination. Granted, this was a tiny sample packet with little room for wordy explanations, but some simple guidance would have been somewhat appreciated. In a nutshell, the packet said to apply the liquidy substance to the naughty areas as desired. We figured that this couldn't be rocket science, so we started with a plan. After a brief discussion with the wife about whether it should be hers, mine, or some combination of the two, we decided on mine.
Without going into the ugly details of the application, let me just make a general comment about the warming liquid: they aren't kidding when they called it a "liquid". This stuff is like trying to rub water on yourself after you have been dipped in mineral oil. Its messy and runs all over the place. It has none of the pleasing consistency of the other fine and time-tested product from this company, K-Y Jelly. If you decide to use it, bring a lot of tissues.
Now on to the good stuff. The application commenced. I was holding onto my seat, because I was expecting an explosion of warm stimulating goodness that would knock me out of my socks (had I actually still been wearing them). And I waited. I was thinking maybe it takes a second or two for the warming molecules to penetrate the natural protective barrier that is otherwise called my skin. So I waited some more. Nothing. Nada. Not even the slightest elevation of temperature in my wang. Boy was I disappointed. As it turns out, this product is marketed to the ladies. Other than the usual benefits one gets from K-Y lubricants, the fellas won't get a thing from this one. Dammit!!!
Anyway, the action began. Almost immediately the wife noticed that something was different, and at least in her opinion possibly not good. For those without penises (or penii, if you prefer), K-Y warming liquid initially does more that a little subtle warming. In fact, according to her there was nothing even remotely subtle about the burning sensation she was getting. She described it as "peppery hot". As in, not necessarily painful, but not really comfortable either. As the night wore on, she said the sensation decreased significantly to a nice gentle "heating pad" type of thing. In general, she would say that the warming sensation didn't do a thing for her, if you know what I mean.
So would I recommend K-Y Warming liquid? Probably not, but then again I didn't benefit much from it. Maybe some of the ladies of AT (either of them) could enlighten us more.
K-Y Warming Liquid
Thanks to the aid of the fine folks over at the Hot Deals forum, I recently found in my possession a sample-sized packet of K-Y Warming liquid. I have to confess that I have been more than a little curious about this product ever since seeing all the advertisements on the telly. Having for years been a satisified customer of the K-Y line of products, and since I am one of the few here in ATOT who regularly enjoys the company of the opposite sex, I decided to bite the bullet and do a little field research for the greater good of the forum.
First off, I have to comment on the application instructions. They were very brief and left a lot to the imagination. Granted, this was a tiny sample packet with little room for wordy explanations, but some simple guidance would have been somewhat appreciated. In a nutshell, the packet said to apply the liquidy substance to the naughty areas as desired. We figured that this couldn't be rocket science, so we started with a plan. After a brief discussion with the wife about whether it should be hers, mine, or some combination of the two, we decided on mine.
Without going into the ugly details of the application, let me just make a general comment about the warming liquid: they aren't kidding when they called it a "liquid". This stuff is like trying to rub water on yourself after you have been dipped in mineral oil. Its messy and runs all over the place. It has none of the pleasing consistency of the other fine and time-tested product from this company, K-Y Jelly. If you decide to use it, bring a lot of tissues.
Now on to the good stuff. The application commenced. I was holding onto my seat, because I was expecting an explosion of warm stimulating goodness that would knock me out of my socks (had I actually still been wearing them). And I waited. I was thinking maybe it takes a second or two for the warming molecules to penetrate the natural protective barrier that is otherwise called my skin. So I waited some more. Nothing. Nada. Not even the slightest elevation of temperature in my wang. Boy was I disappointed. As it turns out, this product is marketed to the ladies. Other than the usual benefits one gets from K-Y lubricants, the fellas won't get a thing from this one. Dammit!!!
Anyway, the action began. Almost immediately the wife noticed that something was different, and at least in her opinion possibly not good. For those without penises (or penii, if you prefer), K-Y warming liquid initially does more that a little subtle warming. In fact, according to her there was nothing even remotely subtle about the burning sensation she was getting. She described it as "peppery hot". As in, not necessarily painful, but not really comfortable either. As the night wore on, she said the sensation decreased significantly to a nice gentle "heating pad" type of thing. In general, she would say that the warming sensation didn't do a thing for her, if you know what I mean.
So would I recommend K-Y Warming liquid? Probably not, but then again I didn't benefit much from it. Maybe some of the ladies of AT (either of them) could enlighten us more.
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