Justin Bieber Roast - It's hillarious

[DesiPower]

Apparently Justin Bieber participated in a Roast recently, He took most of it heartily!

Nothing was off limits at the Bieber Roast... although there was one joke Justin didn't seem too keen on (more on that below).
On Saturday night, Justin Bieber sat front and center during the Comedy Central taping and endured a brutal four-hour tirade of pretty much everything he has done wrong in his life so far.
In fact, it was on from the very moment everyone arrived. As guests took their seats, an egg was placed on each person's plate "for tasting not tossing."

But was not amused but one joke in particular

"Selena Gomez wanted to be here but she's dating men now," Jeff Ross began. "Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you? Selena Gomez had sex with [you]... proving Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won't do."

Read on for more... I wonder is there is video available of the whole thing

Another good one -

"You act so much like a p--sy, Ellen [DeGeneres] tried to eat you." – Ludacris

 

[purbeast0]

it airs on march 30th, so yeah, good luck finding the whole thing.

had you read the article, you would have known that!

 

[DesiPower]

it airs on march 30th, so yeah, good luck finding the whole thing.

had you read the article, you would have known that!

I haven't done reading the whole thing yet, but thanks for the unnecessary rebuttal

 

[TechBoyJK]

I think he's been an idiot with too much money. I don't think he's a bad person though. Just more or less an example of what happens when a young man has too much money and not enough experience to handle it appropriately. Hopefully he 'comes into his own' and starts setting a better example.

Owning up to being roasted is a good first start. That truly does take a bit of courage, especially with his history.

 

[SearchMaster]

I haven't seen many of the CC roasts (caught bits and pieces of a few on Netflix), but when I saw the preview for this one I wanted to see it. Should be pretty good

 

[Ns1]

I think he's been an idiot with too much money. I don't think he's a bad person though. Just more or less an example of what happens when a young man has too much money and not enough experience to handle it appropriately. Hopefully he 'comes into his own' and starts setting a better example.

Owning up to being roasted is a good first start. That truly does take a bit of courage, especially with his history.

JB: "What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours"

 

[z1ggy]

I'll check this out. Bieber is a tard and deserves this public shaming. Although, he's probably profiting out of this somehow.

 

[Printer Bandit]

the amount of pussy he must get is gratuitous and unnecessary.

 

[Ns1]

lol some of these jabs are great

Shaquille O'Neal: "Last year you were ranked the fifth most hated person of all time. Kim Jong-un didn't even score that low, and he uses your music to fuckin' torture people."

Hannibal Buress: "Justin, I don't like your music. I think it's bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy."

Jeffrey Ross: "You are the King Joffrey of Pop."

Chris D'Elia: "Justin Bieber, the man. Why are you here? ... You are about to get f--ked harder than Orlando Bloom f--ked Selena Gomez."

Pete Davidson: "Usher is the one who took you under his wing. You're the worst thing that Usher has done to America, since the guy who sat John Wilkes Booth behind Abraham Lincoln."

Will Ferrell (as Ron Burgundy from 'Anchorman'): "This kid has spunk, moxie, and probably a few other STDs."

Chris D'Elia: "I'm proud of you. You have it all. You literally are a guy who has it all — except for respect, love, friends, good parents, and a Grammy."

Ludacris: "You're not tough, Justin. I'm here to let you know that. I know you've been on Ellen 14 times. You act so much like a pussy on the show, Ellen tried to eat you."

Natasha Leggero: "Justin, Selena Gomez had to fuck you. She is literally the least lucky Selena in all of entertainment history."

Martha Stewart: "Justin, you have no idea what you're in for. I'm sure it's great to have 60 million followers on Twitter, but the only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower."

Kevin Hart: "Bieber has 10 million fans—most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one."

Natasha Legerro: "Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards."

Chris D'Elia: "Those Calvin Klein billboards you made are terrible. And I was in Whitney."

Snoop Dogg: "When you get to the county jail, hear me, you're gonna be the first dude who ever had a girlfriend and a boyfriend named Gomez."

Jeff Ross: "Lately a lot of people have been pointing their fingers at you — and those are just lesbians showing the barber how they want their hair cut."

bolded my favorites, italicized the the killers.

 

[preslove]

Is Anthony jeslnik (sp? Well who cares) cc roasts can get boring, especially with the unfunny celebrities telling jokes written by other people. Anthony J's are usually really funny, though

 

[Phokus]

lol some of these jabs are great

Haha these are great

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Usually for roasts it is based on people that have done wrong at some point in their life.

With Bieber, he is still doing wrong and making an ass of himself. Soooo yeah.....

 

[Printer Bandit]

Do all the roasters write their own material? I can't beliebe it.

 

[preslove]

Do all the roasters write their own material? I can't beliebe it.

There are a core number of comedians, some of whom also roast and some that just write, who come up with all the jokes. Basically, any roaster who isn't a comedian had their jokes written for them.

 

[darkewaffle]

I won't watch it but I did read a few quips, sounded pretty decent.

This one was killer though imo

10. Legerro in a show-stopping joke on the brain power in the room: “Kevin [Hart] has a huge Napoleon complex. Kevin, Napoleon was the leader of France. Ludacris — France is in Europe. Justin, Europe is a continent. Shaq — a continent is not a free breakfast.”

 

[Ns1]

evidently, yes there is a line

During the taping on Saturday, there were plenty of controversial jokes — ranging in topics from Bill Cosby to ISIS — but several mentioning Walker didn’t land, eliciting groans instead of laughs from the audience. Ludacris, one of Walker’s “Fast & Furious” co-stars, was one of the roasters. The rapper did not seem to appreciate the jokes, making a “cut” motion after one during the taping.

“‘Move bitch, get out of the way!’ is what Paul Walker should’ve told that tree,” roast veteran Jeff Ross said during his set, referencing Ludacris’ hit song “Move Bitch.” “Too soon? Too fast? Too furious?”

SEE MORE:Justin Bieber Apologizes, Gets Skewered at Comedy Central Roast

“Just this past year, Justin got arrested for drag racing,” said “Saturday Night Live” star and roaster Pete Davidson. “Unfortunately, it wasn’t with Paul Walker. What? He’s doing great! He’s got a movie coming out!”

Even Bieber opposed to references to Walker. After the show, when asked if there was any joke that went too far, the pop star said he “didn’t particularly like the Paul Walker jokes.”

 

[gorcorps]

I'll check this out. Bieber is a tard and deserves this public shaming. Although, he's probably profiting out of this somehow.

public shaming?

Please, he whined and whined for this to happen


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...in-Bieber-roasted-Comedy-Central-request.html