Just woke up from a bad dream :(

[Sheepathon]

Ugh, I had a dream about a seal (adult, greyish) coming out of the water through a hole in the ice, barking and happy as a seal could ever be, but some guy was waiting for it, and proceeded to club it on the back, causing it to fall over and stop moving.

This must be a sign that the apocalypse is near.

edit: omgwtf I just saw this story on cnn, the seal in the picture looks exactly like the one that got thwacked in my dream. wth?!?!?!?

 

[SynthDude2001]

lol

 

[quakefiend420]

so this seal walks into a club....

 

[Wallydraigle]

Was the seal basking at any time in the dream?

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
so this seal walks into a club....

I think that made me laugh more than the OP

 

[nakedfrog]

I think it was a mandate from your frozen masters... they want you to take out the competition.

 

[upsciLLion]

Are you sure it was a club? Maybe the dude wanted an easy lay.

 

[Big Foofie Man]

lol, i sense grave danger in your future.

 

[chowderhead]

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
Ugh, I had a dream about a seal (adult, greyish) coming out of the water through a hole in the ice, barking and happy as a seal could ever be, but some guy was waiting for it, and proceeded to club it on the back, causing it to fall over and stop moving.

This must be a sign that the apocalypse is near.

it can't be real. They really only club baby seals. Do a search on ATOT for the pics

 

[Sheepathon]

WTF I just saw this story on CNN.com. The seal looks exactly like the one that got pwned in my dream. wtf?!?!??!?!

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Are you sure it was a club? Maybe the dude wanted an easy lay.

Yeah, he may have hit the seal over the head with some Spanish Fly.

 

[scorpmatt]

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
WTF I just saw this story on CNN.com. The seal looks exactly like the one that got pwned in my dream. wtf?!?!??!?!

too much tv

 

[AdamSnow]

I thought this was a post about a bad situation at the bar for some reason...

 

[Patt]

Could it be that most seals ... *gasp* ... look the same? :shocked:

 

[Sheepathon]

Originally posted by: Patt
Could it be that most seals ... *gasp* ... look the same? :shocked:

Absolutely not. Most seals look more different than crabs and the pope.

 

[yukichigai]

On the subject of weird dreams, apparently I commonly mutter something about "Pink Bananas" in my sleep. I have never had any dreams about bananas or anything shaped like bananas (ya pervs ) when I've done this, at least that I can remember.

The moral of the story is that your brain is f%$#ed up when you sleep. Deal.

 

[cherrytwist]

My wife loves my pink banana.

 

[Wallydraigle]

I am the difference between salvation and salivation.

 

[aidanjm]

what's that thing on the seal's head?

 

[Sheepathon]

Originally posted by: aidanjm
what's that thing on the seal's head?

Those seals have numbers on their heads to help workers keep track of them.