Just when you thought cycling clothing couldn't get any dorkier.....

Fausto

Elite Member
Nov 29, 2000
26,521
2
0
Originally posted by: murphy55d
did you get your new bike yet? do you think these colors will match the bike? ;)

Bike should be here the end of next week (it's being powdercoated this week), and NO WAY IN HELL WILL I EVER BE CAUGHT DEAD IN SHINY SILVER CYCLING APPAREL. :p


 

Geekbabe

Moderator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
Oct 16, 1999
32,207
2,471
126
www.theshoppinqueen.com
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: murphy55d
did you get your new bike yet? do you think these colors will match the bike? ;)

Bike should be here the end of next week (it's being powdercoated this week), and NO WAY IN HELL WILL I EVER BE CAUGHT DEAD IN SHINY SILVER CYCLING APPAREL. :p

My eyes thank you:)

That outfit is horrid looking!
 

Moonbeam

Elite Member
Nov 24, 1999
73,793
6,517
126
Men need to express their feminine side and find an outlet to dressing up by doing it in a controlled manner through uniforms and dress codes, team colors, etc. It's ok to act like a woman if it's a masculine function you are performing underneath the charade.
 

Geekbabe

Moderator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
Oct 16, 1999
32,207
2,471
126
www.theshoppinqueen.com
Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Men need to express their feminine side and find an outlet to dressing up by doing it in a controlled manner through uniforms and dress codes, team colors, etc. It's ok to act like a woman if it's a masculine function you are performing underneath the charade.

That outfit is totally gay looking,unfortunately it'll be sported on the backside of every 300 pounder coast to coast in a matter of weeks!
 

Fausto

Elite Member
Nov 29, 2000
26,521
2
0
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Men need to express their feminine side and find an outlet to dressing up by doing it in a controlled manner through uniforms and dress codes, team colors, etc. It's ok to act like a woman if it's a masculine function you are performing underneath the charade.

That outfit is totally gay looking,unfortunately it'll be sported on the backside of every 300 pounder coast to coast in a matter of weeks!
"I'm sorry ma'am, but I'm going to have to cite you for a Code 3481-5; "Violation of the Spandex Load Limit Statute"."

 

Eli

Super Moderator | Elite Member
Oct 9, 1999
50,419
8
81
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Men need to express their feminine side and find an outlet to dressing up by doing it in a controlled manner through uniforms and dress codes, team colors, etc. It's ok to act like a woman if it's a masculine function you are performing underneath the charade.

That outfit is totally gay looking,unfortunately it'll be sported on the backside of every 300 pounder coast to coast in a matter of weeks!
"I'm sorry ma'am, but I'm going to have to cite you for a Code 3481-5; "Violation of the Spandex Load Limit Statute"."
:Q:D

 

Geekbabe

Moderator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
Oct 16, 1999
32,207
2,471
126
www.theshoppinqueen.com
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Men need to express their feminine side and find an outlet to dressing up by doing it in a controlled manner through uniforms and dress codes, team colors, etc. It's ok to act like a woman if it's a masculine function you are performing underneath the charade.

That outfit is totally gay looking,unfortunately it'll be sported on the backside of every 300 pounder coast to coast in a matter of weeks!
"I'm sorry ma'am, but I'm going to have to cite you for a Code 3481-5; "Violation of the Spandex Load Limit Statute"."



lol,no code violations here! :)
 

Fausto

Elite Member
Nov 29, 2000
26,521
2
0
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Men need to express their feminine side and find an outlet to dressing up by doing it in a controlled manner through uniforms and dress codes, team colors, etc. It's ok to act like a woman if it's a masculine function you are performing underneath the charade.

That outfit is totally gay looking,unfortunately it'll be sported on the backside of every 300 pounder coast to coast in a matter of weeks!
"I'm sorry ma'am, but I'm going to have to cite you for a Code 3481-5; "Violation of the Spandex Load Limit Statute"."



lol,no code violations here! :)
They're everywhere down here. I don't know who told overweight women that spandex shorts and a big t-shirt was flattering, but they seem to have taken that message to heart. :confused:

 

Geekbabe

Moderator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
Oct 16, 1999
32,207
2,471
126
www.theshoppinqueen.com
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Men need to express their feminine side and find an outlet to dressing up by doing it in a controlled manner through uniforms and dress codes, team colors, etc. It's ok to act like a woman if it's a masculine function you are performing underneath the charade.

That outfit is totally gay looking,unfortunately it'll be sported on the backside of every 300 pounder coast to coast in a matter of weeks!
"I'm sorry ma'am, but I'm going to have to cite you for a Code 3481-5; "Violation of the Spandex Load Limit Statute"."



lol,no code violations here! :)
They're everywhere down here. I don't know who told overweight women that spandex shorts and a big t-shirt was flattering, but they seem to have taken that message to heart. :confused:


and what about those shorts and sweatpants with messages written across the butt? I mean the word "BOSTON" seems to streatch coast to coast on those xxxl people :)
 

Moonbeam

Elite Member
Nov 24, 1999
73,793
6,517
126
Unfortunatley the Bush Admin., in a war appropriations bill, snuck in a rider to up the Spandex Load Limit to accommodate the diameters of their heads. The fat cats win again. There are already reports of collapsed bridges with as many as twenty colourful beach ball looking riders plunging to their deaths.
 

Fausto

Elite Member
Nov 29, 2000
26,521
2
0
Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Unfortunatley the Bush Admin., in a war appropriations bill, snuck in a rider to up the Spandex Load Limit to accommodate the diameters of their heads. The fat cats win again. There are already reports of collapsed bridges with as many as twenty colourful beach ball looking riders plunging to their deaths.
But it's my constitutional right to eat massive amounts of fried food dammit! I suppose you want me to go jog too!?! You sound like one a them french frog socialist types with your healthy food, exercise and extremely low rates of obesity!! If you like them so much, why don't you move there you pinko granola-smoker!

;)

 

Geekbabe

Moderator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
Oct 16, 1999
32,207
2,471
126
www.theshoppinqueen.com
Actually what's really bad is when you have to hunt thru rack after rack of workout clothing,unable to find small or meduim sizes due to the huge amounts of the XXL stuff on the racks.I seriously can't believe that women that size are going to wear sweat pants with the word "Babe" printed across their butt in bright pink.
 

Fausto

Elite Member
Nov 29, 2000
26,521
2
0
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Actually what's really bad is when you have to hunt thru rack after rack of workout clothing,unable to find small or meduim sizes due to the huge amounts of the XXL stuff on the racks.I seriously can't believe that women that size are going to wear sweat pants with the word "Babe" printed across their butt in bright pink.
That must be a northeast thing. The only time I see the sweats with ass-slogans are on Emory U girls (who are mostly from NY/NJ/CT/MA).

 

Geekbabe

Moderator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
Oct 16, 1999
32,207
2,471
126
www.theshoppinqueen.com
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Actually what's really bad is when you have to hunt thru rack after rack of workout clothing,unable to find small or meduim sizes due to the huge amounts of the XXL stuff on the racks.I seriously can't believe that women that size are going to wear sweat pants with the word "Babe" printed across their butt in bright pink.
That must be a northeast thing. The only time I see the sweats with ass-slogans are on Emory U girls (who are mostly from NY/NJ/CT/MA).

Yeah,I was out cruising for some new things and saw quite a few of those butt slogan things, cheezy looking if you want my thoughts,but I'm a basic black wearing kind of person so what do I know eh?
 

ElFenix

Elite Member
Super Moderator
Mar 20, 2000
102,374
8,499
126
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Actually what's really bad is when you have to hunt thru rack after rack of workout clothing,unable to find small or meduim sizes due to the huge amounts of the XXL stuff on the racks.I seriously can't believe that women that size are going to wear sweat pants with the word "Babe" printed across their butt in bright pink.
That must be a northeast thing. The only time I see the sweats with ass-slogans are on Emory U girls (who are mostly from NY/NJ/CT/MA).

and who probably have asses worth looking at...