CZroe
Lifer
I just finished watching Candyman (PURE CHEESE!) for the first time on Crackle.com and I'm puzzled:
#1: What does the backstory have to do with the supernatural killings? People say he's "the same guy" with no link at all. Was it all just fluff? It's certainly not motivation (he kills indiscriminately). They say he, being a black man, taught some white girl over a century earlier and pissed off he parents when they fell in love. Doesn't sound like a bad guy with reason to kill unrelated people of both races in the future and it doesn't provide any kind of "leap" into the supernatural. No, the graffiti depicting the backstory doesn't provide a link. It's portaryed as an "origin" even though it is seemingly unrelated.
#2: What was with all that "be my victim" and "give me one exquisite kiss" crap about? He didn't ASK anyone else to "be his victim" and it doesn't seem related to his cockamamie origin story. Was it just bad writing? "Chicks are freaked out by ghosts with a hook hand/stump trying to force themselves on them. Yeah, let's put that in."
#3: WHY IS HE/THE MOVIE CALLED "CANDYMAN?" So, a teacher was brutally murdered by having his hand chopped off and being covered in bees. What does that have to do with the name "Candyman" or a man who deals in candy? It's just unbelievably distracting when something as basic as that goes unanswered through the entire film.
There's more I wonder about but I don't want to question any deeper into such a simple movie. 😉 These are the ones that I think must have answers or else the movie wouldn't exist (unless it's meant to leave *everyone* confused), so I gotta ask 'em. It's just that it seems too much to be simply explained by calling it "sloppy."
#1: What does the backstory have to do with the supernatural killings? People say he's "the same guy" with no link at all. Was it all just fluff? It's certainly not motivation (he kills indiscriminately). They say he, being a black man, taught some white girl over a century earlier and pissed off he parents when they fell in love. Doesn't sound like a bad guy with reason to kill unrelated people of both races in the future and it doesn't provide any kind of "leap" into the supernatural. No, the graffiti depicting the backstory doesn't provide a link. It's portaryed as an "origin" even though it is seemingly unrelated.
#2: What was with all that "be my victim" and "give me one exquisite kiss" crap about? He didn't ASK anyone else to "be his victim" and it doesn't seem related to his cockamamie origin story. Was it just bad writing? "Chicks are freaked out by ghosts with a hook hand/stump trying to force themselves on them. Yeah, let's put that in."
#3: WHY IS HE/THE MOVIE CALLED "CANDYMAN?" So, a teacher was brutally murdered by having his hand chopped off and being covered in bees. What does that have to do with the name "Candyman" or a man who deals in candy? It's just unbelievably distracting when something as basic as that goes unanswered through the entire film.
There's more I wonder about but I don't want to question any deeper into such a simple movie. 😉 These are the ones that I think must have answers or else the movie wouldn't exist (unless it's meant to leave *everyone* confused), so I gotta ask 'em. It's just that it seems too much to be simply explained by calling it "sloppy."