Just watched Airplane last night

[Argo]

Little boy comes up to a little girl, carrying two cups of coffee.


Boy: Hello, ma'am. Would you like some coffee?
Girl: Thank you. Would you like to sit down?
Boy (sits down): Would you like some cream in your coffee?
Girl: No, thank you. I like my coffee black. Just like my men.
Boy looks dejected.

 

[GasX]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue...

 

[blackdogdeek]

johnnie what can you make of this?

i can make a hat, a brooch, or a pterodactyl!

 

[SoylentGreen]

*Blowing up pilot*

 

[Tiamat]

That movie was awesome. Watched it in my History of Flight and Space course. Gotta love Autopilot.

 

[PatrickBateman]

Surely, you can't be serious

 

[welst10]

I watched it recently too. but got an error message "404: funnay not found. Movie is too corny and full of cheap humor. Please try another movie"

 

[Amused]

Ever seen a grown man naked?

 

It surely is one of the greatest movies ever.

 

[TheAudit]

Great movie!!
:thumbsup:


Ted Striker : My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine Dickinson : When will you be back?
Ted Striker : I can't tell you that. It's classified.

Steve McCroskey : Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

Ted Striker : Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack : I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

 

[SoylentGreen]

Originally posted by: welst10
I watched it recently too. but got an error message "404: funnay not found. Movie is too corny and full of cheap humor. Please try another movie"

And what is more to your taste? "White girls"

Probably. :roll:

Joey, have you ever hung around in a gymnasium.

 

[GasX]

Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.

Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.

Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.

Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone sh1t again.

Male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone.

Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

 

[Amused]

Do you like Gladiator movies?

 

[kranky]

Striker: I dont know....its a totally different kind of flying, altogether.
Everyone (chanting): Its a totally different kind of flying!

 

[ggnl]

Welcome to 1980

Still, Airplane has got to be the best parody movie of all time.

 

[kreb]

Originally posted by: welst10
I watched it recently too. but got an error message "404: funnay not found. Movie is too corny and full of cheap humor. Please try another movie"

Someone's a little too young for this classic :thumbsdown:

 

[JulesMaximus]

Air Controller: Captain, maybe we oughtta turn on the search lights now.

Kramer: No. That's just what they will be expecting us to do.

 

[welst10]

Originally posted by: SoylentGreen

Originally posted by: welst10
I watched it recently too. but got an error message "404: funnay not found. Movie is too corny and full of cheap humor. Please try another movie"

And what is more to your taste? "White girls"

Probably. :roll:

Joey, have you ever hung around in a gymnasium.

white girls? that's pure crap. I like office space, groundhog day, many of Jim Carrey's flicks, just to name a few.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Elaine: [over intercom] "There's no reason to be alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

 

[Amused]

(Old Lady) Are you nervous?

(Ted) Yes.

(Old Lady) First time?

(Ted) No, I've been nervous lots of times.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar as Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clerance.

Peter Graves (I) as Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

 

[Amused]

chump don't want the help, chump don't get the help. jive ass dude ain't got no brains anyhow.

 

[cronos]

haha :thumbsup:

watch Top Secret also if you haven't

 

[geecee]

Old Woman: "Pardon me. I speak jive."

 

[alexeikgb]

That movie is awsome.... very funny