Just watched 'A Few Good Men'

TraumaRN

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Just watched this movie for the first time in a while........i forgot about some of the great quotes...plus some crazy early 90s hair on Demi Moore :p

Judge: Captain Ross.
Ross: Colonel Jessep, you have the right to remain silent--
Jessep: What is this? I'm being charged with a crime? Is that what this is? I'm being charged with a crime? This is funny. That's what this is. This is-- [leaps towards Kaffee, MP's restrain him] I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss into your dead skull! You fvcked with the wrong Marine!
Ross: Colonel Jessep, do you understand these rights as I have just read them to you?
Jessep: You ******' people. You have no idea how to defend a nation. All you did was weaken a country today, Kaffee. That's all you did. You put people's lives in danger. Sweet dreams, son.
Kaffee: Don't call me son. I'm a lawyer and an officer in the United States Navy. And you're under arrest, you son of a b!tch.



Kaffee: Is the colonel's underwear a matter of national security?

:D

I wont mention the famous truth line
 

JulesMaximus

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Yes, that is a great movie despite having nutjob Tom Cruise in it. I Tivo'd it on TCM the other night...must watch it again.
 

KLin

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Galloway: You put him on the stand and you get it from him!
Kaffee: Oh! We get it from him! Yes!
[turns to Sam as if he were Jessup on the stand]
Kaffee: Colonel Jessup, isn't it true that you ordered the Code Red?
Lt. Weinberg: Look, we all...
Kaffee: [interrupts with game-show buzzer sound] eeehhhhh! Sorry, your time's run out! What do we have for the losers, judge? Well, for our defendants, it's a life sentence at exotic Fort Leavenworth! And, for defense counsel Kaffee, that's right, it's a court martial! Yes, Johnny! After falsely accusing a highly decorated officer of conspiracy and perjury, Lieutenant Kaffee will have a long and prosperous career teaching... typewriter maintenance at the Rocco Globbo School for Women! Thank you for playing "Should we or should we not follow the advice of the galactically stupid!"
 

wheresmybacon

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Someone that has access to IMDB (I'm at work) post the one scene where Jessup tells Kaffee that if he wants a transfer order he's going to have to ask "nicely". I love that one.
 

KLin

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Col. Jessep: You see Danny, I can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some ****** courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely.

They didn't have the whole conversation :p.
 

wheresmybacon

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Originally posted by: KLin
Col. Jessep: You see Danny, I can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some ****** courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely.

They didn't have the whole conversation :p.
Brilliant!

 

wheresmybacon

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Originally posted by: Jadow
Demi was at the peak of her hotness in that movie
Yeah but she had that awful hairdo.

Now she's got that quasi-robatic much-too-tight-and-angular hollywood look that people get after they have 50 plastic surgeries. I'd still hit it but she did look better then.