Just to show I'm a non partisan JOKE thief, heres one for you "other people" (Republicans that is)

[Brutuskend]

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.

A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "150." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."

The man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."

The man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "50." The robot then said, "So, are you Democrats really going to vote for John Kerry?

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Hehe

 

[tweakmm]

Odd, I would have switched every instance of "democrat" with "republican" and "John Kerry" with "George Bush".

:wine:

 

[MaxDSP]

Originally posted by: tweakmm
Odd, I would have switched every instance of "democrat" with "republican" and "John Kerry" with "George Bush".

:wine:

:beer:

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: tweakmm
Odd, I would have switched every instance of "democrat" with "republican" and "John Kerry" with "George Bush".

:wine:

But then it wouldnt have been funny

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: Sluggo

Originally posted by: tweakmm
Odd, I would have switched every instance of "democrat" with "republican" and "John Kerry" with "George Bush".

:wine:

But then it wouldnt have been funny

Alas, the truth is often devoid of humor.

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.

A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "150." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."

The man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."

The man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "50." The robot then said, "So, do you enjoy being a woman? how many pairs of shoes do you have?

-Xionide

 

[Feldenak]

:beer::beer:

 

[DaveSimmons]

and sadly true for the blind lemmings of both parties ("my party is always right, yours is always wrong")

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Xionide

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.

A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "150." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."

The man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."

The man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "50." The robot then said, "So, do you enjoy being a woman? how many pairs of shoes do you have?

-Xionide

:beer:

 

[TheVrolok]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP

Originally posted by: tweakmm
Odd, I would have switched every instance of "democrat" with "republican" and "John Kerry" with "George Bush".

:wine:

:beer:

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: Feldenak
:beer::beer:

 

[Rob9874]

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
and sadly true for the blind lemmings of both parties ("my party is always right, yours is always wrong")

I see how that would look like blind devotion, but I genuinely side with most Republican supported issues. And I'm very passionate about them. Not the passing thought that the average man has for politics. The only thing I side with Dems on is censorship. Whereas I value decency and the promotion of "family values", I also believe this is a free country, and you have the choice to watch what you want, and the gov't can't prevent you from seeing/hearing/reading something if you choose.

But that's not reason enough to vote for Kerry.

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: Rob9874

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
and sadly true for the blind lemmings of both parties ("my party is always right, yours is always wrong")

I see how that would look like blind devotion, but I genuinely side with most Republican supported issues. And I'm very passionate about them. Not the passing thought that the average man has for politics. The only thing I side with Dems on is censorship. Whereas I value decency and the promotion of "family values", I also believe this is a free country, and you have the choice to watch what you want, and the gov't can't prevent you from seeing/hearing/reading something if you choose.

But that's not reason enough to vote for Kerry.

Skrew'em all I want clinton back. At least he knew how to pimp a fat b!tch and run this country.

 

[paulney]

Originally posted by: Xionide

Originally posted by: Rob9874

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
and sadly true for the blind lemmings of both parties ("my party is always right, yours is always wrong")

I see how that would look like blind devotion, but I genuinely side with most Republican supported issues. And I'm very passionate about them. Not the passing thought that the average man has for politics. The only thing I side with Dems on is censorship. Whereas I value decency and the promotion of "family values", I also believe this is a free country, and you have the choice to watch what you want, and the gov't can't prevent you from seeing/hearing/reading something if you choose.

But that's not reason enough to vote for Kerry.

Skrew'em all I want clinton back. At least he knew how to pimp a fat b!tch and run this country.

LMAO!!!!

 

[Babbles]

Pretty funny and also considering the big lie that Kerrey just recently got caught in (and called on) it kind of makes it more funny.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

People shouldn't look down on Bush, we got a lot of laughs to thank him for.
Thanks to him the economy is a joke, foreign policy, employment, healthcare....

 

[digitalsm]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
People shouldn't look down on Bush, we got a lot of laughs to thank him for.
Thanks to him the economy is a joke, foreign policy, employment, healthcare....

How is he to blame for the economy, unemployment, and healthcare?

While the economy is down since we arent living in a land of make believe anymore, err I mean since the artifically inflated dot com boom went bust, the economy is ACTUALLY still pretty damn good historically speaking.

It seems the democrats are harping on Bush about NAFTA and free trade agreements that he did NOT SIGN. Clinton did. They are blaming Bush for outsourcing and not stopping it. If Bush withdrew from NAFTA or implemented protectionist measures(see steel tariffs) the dems would be bitching and moaning. Its funny, Bush tried to protect US Steel workers, and the democrats cried foul, that he was trying to gain their vote. Then they said he shouldnt use protectionist measures. Now they ARE CALLING for protectionist measures. I mean come the fvck on which is it, or do you change to suit your needs? I think its the later. Unemployment is at 5.6%, and dont even go off about how its not an accurate number blah blah blah. Its how they've always done it, its as accurate as Clintons 4. whaterver in 1998 when 1.3million people were laid off.

Healthcare is NOT any worse off than when Clinton left office. Id say its marginally better for some, marginally worse for some, and the same for most everyone. So if its a joke now, it was just as big of joke, if not more so under Clinton.

And as for foriegn policy. Clinton has is own Iraq. It was called Kosovo. As it turns out similar things happened during it. We went to war without the UN. Evidence to support the war in hindsight was exaggerated and fabricated by the "victims", much akin to what Karzi did with the Iraq war. Again if the Iraq war causes our foriegn policy to be a joke. It was already a joke because of Kosovo. And lets not get into Clinton and Gore being China's lapdog, or not going after terrorists even though they attacked the US 5 times in his 8 years.

 

[Whitecloak]

Originally posted by: Xionide

Originally posted by: Rob9874

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
and sadly true for the blind lemmings of both parties ("my party is always right, yours is always wrong")

I see how that would look like blind devotion, but I genuinely side with most Republican supported issues. And I'm very passionate about them. Not the passing thought that the average man has for politics. The only thing I side with Dems on is censorship. Whereas I value decency and the promotion of "family values", I also believe this is a free country, and you have the choice to watch what you want, and the gov't can't prevent you from seeing/hearing/reading something if you choose.

But that's not reason enough to vote for Kerry.

Skrew'em all I want clinton back. At least he knew how to pimp a fat b!tch and run this country.

heh