Just so you know. . .

[nakedfrog]

I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town. I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.

 

[TehMac]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
We were all out at the zoo one day, I was doing some acting, walking on the railing of the gorilla exhibit. I fell in. Everyone screamed and Tommy jumped in after me, forgetting that he had blueberries in his front pocket. The gorillas just went wild. They jumped all over his body and threw him around like a rag doll to get to those blueberries. One gorilla would throw him to another gorilla who tossed him to another. Everyone panicked and cried out for somebody to help but it was too late. The gorillas beat him to death before the zookeepers could gas them all.

Too much Team America, I take it?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town. I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.

my hero.

 

[kranky]

These just don't do it for me. Like loup garou said, they are like Deep Thoughts but not funny.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town. I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.

my hero.

w00t!

 

[Tooncesthedrivingcat]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Tooncesthedrivingcat

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Tooncesthedrivingcat
you are a jewish man?

i fucking gurntee that mosh is not a jewish man!

She is quoting a jewish man so she must be a jewish man.

aka. Mr. Samberg

i am quoting you right now so am i you?

no silly. you are a jewish man.

 

[ViviTheMage]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town. I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.

at least someone saved the thread!

mosh's story sucked!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Tooncesthedrivingcat

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Tooncesthedrivingcat

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Tooncesthedrivingcat
you are a jewish man?

i fucking gurntee that mosh is not a jewish man!

She is quoting a jewish man so she must be a jewish man.

aka. Mr. Samberg

i am quoting you right now so am i you?

no silly. you are a jewish man.

you go with that. but stop fantasizing about doing a jewish man so loudly. we can all hear you.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Tooncesthedrivingcat

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Tooncesthedrivingcat

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Tooncesthedrivingcat
you are a jewish man?

i fucking gurntee that mosh is not a jewish man!

She is quoting a jewish man so she must be a jewish man.

aka. Mr. Samberg

i am quoting you right now so am i you?

no silly. you are a jewish man.

you go with that. but stop fantasizing about doing a jewish man so loudly. we can all hear you.

jewish man or not, he was referring to you and no one mentioned anything about "doing" anyone until you did... who wants to bang who?

 

[irishScott]

I'm with Ns1 on this.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Tooncesthedrivingcat

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Tooncesthedrivingcat

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Tooncesthedrivingcat
you are a jewish man?

i fucking gurntee that mosh is not a jewish man!

She is quoting a jewish man so she must be a jewish man.

aka. Mr. Samberg

i am quoting you right now so am i you?

no silly. you are a jewish man.

you go with that. but stop fantasizing about doing a jewish man so loudly. we can all hear you.

jewish man or not, he was referring to you and no one mentioned anything about "doing" anyone until you did... who wants to bang who?

so you want the jewish man now?

 

[Tooncesthedrivingcat]

just kidding.... but you do look like carrot top.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Tooncesthedrivingcat
just kidding.... but you do look like carrot top.

i'm not that built. :Q

 

[Tooncesthedrivingcat]

I dunno. I saw that pic of you flexing your arm.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: Tooncesthedrivingcat
I dunno. I saw that pic of you flexing your arm.

I saw you flexing your arm to that pic.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Tooncesthedrivingcat

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Tooncesthedrivingcat

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Tooncesthedrivingcat
you are a jewish man?

i fucking gurntee that mosh is not a jewish man!

She is quoting a jewish man so she must be a jewish man.

aka. Mr. Samberg

i am quoting you right now so am i you?

no silly. you are a jewish man.

you go with that. but stop fantasizing about doing a jewish man so loudly. we can all hear you.

jewish man or not, he was referring to you and no one mentioned anything about "doing" anyone until you did... who wants to bang who?

so you want the jewish man now?

No thanks.

 

[buck]

Thats something....

 

[Alistar7]

Reading Mosh's comments in the savoyboy thread last night made me think she might need to get laid. Now I'm positive.....

























volunteers?

 

[randay]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

 

[pstylesss]

Originally posted by: Quintox
OK you're weird.

hellz yeah I am!

 

[seemingly random]

This explains a lot...