My score: 4.5 soccer balls out of 5. I thrive on this kind of stuff.
I believe Shaolin Soccer is from 2001? That chick's clothes were just scary. It pissed me off that you never got to see her looking normal and pretty -- she goes from acne-d up to '80s China to bald.
Out of curiosity, which version did you see, the Hong Kong or US DVD? I've never seen the US Miramax one, but I hear/it looks like some stuff was cut.
I loved the movie. It was crazy as hell and didn't make you think. It reminded me of DragonBall Z on a soccer field, to some extent. Most of the special effects were stunning, and it was really well paced and genuinely funny. Each brother's personality was excellent and really came through. The random musical number was great -- not laugh out loud ha ha ha funny to me, but the kind of funny that makes you sit there with a stupid smile on your face. Good stuff. The way they incorporated kung fu training into soccer was awesome, too. I don't think anyone ever thought of using or portraying iron leg or weight vest training like that, until this movie.
The main character reminds me a lot of Onizuka from the Japanese Great Teacher Onizuka drama, just without the moral lessons.
Overall, it's a pretty feel-good movie with a whole lot of quirk that makes it really wonderful to watch. I have to admit that I was a little disappointed with the ending. I don't remember what specifically let me down, but I think there should have been something more. Of course, I feel the same about most Hong Kong movies I see, and in this case, it wasn't enough to outweigh the awesomeness that was the rest of the movie.