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Just saw Narnia

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iamtrout

Diamond Member
Spoiler Alert, sorta. Mostly just cussing.





Child Actors.

The girls are in it for nothing but their crying ability. The guys aren't much better. Godfvcking dammit what the hell I was frickin' pissed off in the theatre!

I wanted so bad at times to just fvcking get up, throw my knife into the screen, and yell "GROW A FVCKING PAIR OF BALLS YOU FVCKING PUSSIES!!!!!!!!! GOD FVCKING DAMMIT!!!!!!! CAN YOU ASSHOLES DO SOMETHING ELSE BESIDES CRYING?!?!"

Not to mention the character of Phillip pissed me off to no end. Jesus what a fvcking asswipe. If I were his brother I would have executed him on the spot as soon as he was returned. Serves you right you fvckstick for selling us out for a bunch of sweets, you piece of sh!t.

And the oldest brother? Taking out minotaurs in the battle? Please. I'd take joy in decapitating him with a butter knife.

Then there's the scene where they're on the ice and the wolf has the beaver hostage and the brother's acting like a fvcking pvssy with his sword and too afraid to be a badass and strike at the wolf. And the sister telling him to just put down the sword. Hell, I'd be like, "Yo BITCH STFU coward!!!" and roundhouse kick her into the freezing water.

And they had to pick the most annoying, whiny looking girl ever to play the little sister. All she ever did was cry cry cry.

"OMG *cries*"
"SHUT THE FVCK UP!!!" *takes her head and cherrybombs it into a wall* GROW A FVCKING PAIR!!!

And was there some pedophile sh!t going on between the fawn and her? She's like 10!!! NASTY!!!

I read and enjoyed the books back in the day, but I didn't remember the characters all being such pussies....
 
Didn't read your post, but all movies from a book suck, especially if you've read the book first. Hitchiker's Guide? I walked out. Horrible, horrible book-to-movie transition.
 
Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
why dont you stfu vic 😀
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I thought from the rotten tomato reviews that it'd be halfway decent.

Let's just put it this way: If you like constant whining and uncertainty from main characters and have a fetish for little girls crying, you'd probably enjoy the movie.
 
Originally posted by: iamtrout
Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
why dont you stfu vic 😀
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I thought from the rotten tomato reviews that it'd be halfway decent.

Let's just put it this way: If you like constant whining and uncertainty from main characters and have a fetish for little girls crying, you'd probably enjoy the movie.
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i thought you had that spectrum covered...

 
Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
Originally posted by: iamtrout
Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
why dont you stfu vic 😀
Click to expand...

I thought from the rotten tomato reviews that it'd be halfway decent.

Let's just put it this way: If you like constant whining and uncertainty from main characters and have a fetish for little girls crying, you'd probably enjoy the movie.
Click to expand...

i have that spectrum covered...
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fixed 😛
 
Originally posted by: iamtrout
Spoiler Alert, sorta. Mostly just cussing.





Child Actors.

The girls are in it for nothing but their crying ability. The guys aren't much better. Godfvcking dammit what the hell I was frickin' pissed off in the theatre!

I wanted so bad at times to just fvcking get up, throw my knife into the screen, and yell "GROW A FVCKING PAIR OF BALLS YOU FVCKING PUSSIES!!!!!!!!! GOD FVCKING DAMMIT!!!!!!! CAN YOU ASSHOLES DO SOMETHING ELSE BESIDES CRYING?!?!"

Not to mention the character of Phillip pissed me off to no end. Jesus what a fvcking asswipe. If I were his brother I would have executed him on the spot as soon as he was returned. Serves you right you fvckstick for selling us out for a bunch of sweets, you piece of sh!t.

And the oldest brother? Taking out minotaurs in the battle? Please. I'd take joy in decapitating him with a butter knife.

Then there's the scene where they're on the ice and the wolf has the beaver hostage and the brother's acting like a fvcking pvssy with his sword and too afraid to be a badass and strike at the wolf. And the sister telling him to just put down the sword. Hell, I'd be like, "Yo BITCH STFU coward!!!" and roundhouse kick her into the freezing water.

And they had to pick the most annoying, whiny looking girl ever to play the little sister. All she ever did was cry cry cry.

"OMG *cries*"
"SHUT THE FVCK UP!!!" *takes her head and cherrybombs it into a wall* GROW A FVCKING PAIR!!!

And was there some pedophile sh!t going on between the fawn and her? She's like 10!!! NASTY!!!

I read and enjoyed the books back in the day, but I didn't remember the characters all being such pussies....
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Sounds like you should have been in the cast.

 
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: iamtrout
Spoiler Alert, sorta. Mostly just cussing.





Child Actors.

The girls are in it for nothing but their crying ability. The guys aren't much better. Godfvcking dammit what the hell I was frickin' pissed off in the theatre!

I wanted so bad at times to just fvcking get up, throw my knife into the screen, and yell "GROW A FVCKING PAIR OF BALLS YOU FVCKING PUSSIES!!!!!!!!! GOD FVCKING DAMMIT!!!!!!! CAN YOU ASSHOLES DO SOMETHING ELSE BESIDES CRYING?!?!"

Not to mention the character of Phillip pissed me off to no end. Jesus what a fvcking asswipe. If I were his brother I would have executed him on the spot as soon as he was returned. Serves you right you fvckstick for selling us out for a bunch of sweets, you piece of sh!t.

And the oldest brother? Taking out minotaurs in the battle? Please. I'd take joy in decapitating him with a butter knife.

Then there's the scene where they're on the ice and the wolf has the beaver hostage and the brother's acting like a fvcking pvssy with his sword and too afraid to be a badass and strike at the wolf. And the sister telling him to just put down the sword. Hell, I'd be like, "Yo BITCH STFU coward!!!" and roundhouse kick her into the freezing water.

And they had to pick the most annoying, whiny looking girl ever to play the little sister. All she ever did was cry cry cry.

"OMG *cries*"
"SHUT THE FVCK UP!!!" *takes her head and cherrybombs it into a wall* GROW A FVCKING PAIR!!!

And was there some pedophile sh!t going on between the fawn and her? She's like 10!!! NASTY!!!

I read and enjoyed the books back in the day, but I didn't remember the characters all being such pussies....
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Sounds like you should have been in the cast.
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no kidding..that was a whiny as cry baby post..
 
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: iamtrout
Spoiler Alert, sorta. Mostly just cussing.





Child Actors.

The girls are in it for nothing but their crying ability. The guys aren't much better. Godfvcking dammit what the hell I was frickin' pissed off in the theatre!

I wanted so bad at times to just fvcking get up, throw my knife into the screen, and yell "GROW A FVCKING PAIR OF BALLS YOU FVCKING PUSSIES!!!!!!!!! GOD FVCKING DAMMIT!!!!!!! CAN YOU ASSHOLES DO SOMETHING ELSE BESIDES CRYING?!?!"

Not to mention the character of Phillip pissed me off to no end. Jesus what a fvcking asswipe. If I were his brother I would have executed him on the spot as soon as he was returned. Serves you right you fvckstick for selling us out for a bunch of sweets, you piece of sh!t.

And the oldest brother? Taking out minotaurs in the battle? Please. I'd take joy in decapitating him with a butter knife.

Then there's the scene where they're on the ice and the wolf has the beaver hostage and the brother's acting like a fvcking pvssy with his sword and too afraid to be a badass and strike at the wolf. And the sister telling him to just put down the sword. Hell, I'd be like, "Yo BITCH STFU coward!!!" and roundhouse kick her into the freezing water.

And they had to pick the most annoying, whiny looking girl ever to play the little sister. All she ever did was cry cry cry.

"OMG *cries*"
"SHUT THE FVCK UP!!!" *takes her head and cherrybombs it into a wall* GROW A FVCKING PAIR!!!

And was there some pedophile sh!t going on between the fawn and her? She's like 10!!! NASTY!!!

I read and enjoyed the books back in the day, but I didn't remember the characters all being such pussies....
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Sounds like you should have been in the cast.
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no kidding..that was a whiny as cry baby post..
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Really.

And what language!

Jeff

 
Originally posted by: iamtrout
Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
why dont you stfu vic 😀
Click to expand...

I thought from the rotten tomato reviews that it'd be halfway decent.

Let's just put it this way: If you like constant whining and uncertainty from main characters and have a fetish for little girls crying, you'd probably enjoy the movie.
Click to expand...

R Kelly is that you?
 
umm...i can't remember the books because the last time i read them, i was probably in elementary school, but maybe thats how the characters acted in the books? thats how the story goes? just a thought

because we all know all young children have no fear of monsters and will willing take up sword and armor and fight in a war...
 
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