Just realized how addicted I am to the computer

[Woosta]

I have a seperate laptop I use incase I have to take #2 in the bathroom, and I must be browsing while taking it.

Does anyone do the same? This is a normal thing in this day and age, no?

TMI about everyone's bathroom habits.
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[Red Squirrel]

I'm always on the pc, but I can handle taking a #1 or #2 without being near one. I find it kinda gross to have electronics in the bathroom especially if being used while in the middle of a body waste dismissal procedure.

 

[IronWing]

Taking #2 in the bathroom is a fairly normal thing in this day and age.

 

[natto fire]

Pretty sad. Longest time you have went without being in front of a computer since you have started using them regularly?

 

[frostedflakes]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
I'm always on the pc, but I can handle taking a #1 or #2 without being near one. I find it kinda gross to have electronics in the bathroom especially if being used while in the middle of a body waste dismissal procedure.

Same here, lol.

 

[Albatross]

you can use the laptop even in the shower...

 

[JM Aggie08]

Meh...i don't like hearing the sound of me taking a shit, so normally i just pop in my headphones, and leave my iPod in my pocket until i've washed my hands.

 

[randay]

i'd hate to follow your twitter.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

I've browsed while shitting a handful of times, but I usually take a book.

 

[Ruptga]

Is this you?

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[olds]

Sounds more like an internet addiction than a computer addiction

 

[CKent]

I crap at lightspeed so I never felt tempted to bring electronics or even a book in there with me. 3 minutes, I'm out, and yes I wash my hands.

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

I do on occasion, but it's not like I must have the 'puter while pooping.

 

[irishScott]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq3MK8dLyvc

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: CKent
I crap at lightspeed so I never felt tempted to bring electronics or even a book in there with me. 3 minutes, I'm out, and yes I wash my hands.

My guess is that those who bring the laptop into the bathroom with them are doing number 3 along with the number (1 or 2) they need the toilet for.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Originally posted by: CKent
I crap at lightspeed so I never felt tempted to bring electronics or even a book in there with me. 3 minutes, I'm out, and yes I wash my hands.

That's quite impressive actually. The actual number 2 usually takes me about a minute but wiping can take me anywhere from 5 to 15 minutes and half a roll. Sucks to be hairy. Sometimes I even need to use water just to be sure I got everything clean.

I like the really hard #2's though. They hurt a bit more, but once you get the head out, the rest just slides right out like a dream.

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel

Originally posted by: CKent
I crap at lightspeed so I never felt tempted to bring electronics or even a book in there with me. 3 minutes, I'm out, and yes I wash my hands.

That's quite impressive actually. The actual number 2 usually takes me about a minute but wiping can take me anywhere from 5 to 15 minutes and half a roll. Sucks to be hairy. Sometimes I even need to use water just to be sure I got everything clean.

I like the really hard #2's though. They hurt a bit more, but once you get the head out, the rest just slides right out like a dream.

WTF... seriously? Are you some kind of gorilla-mammoth hybrid?

I've got a decent amount of hair down there, wiping takes about 3 ft of toilet paper and 10 seconds. The goal is to clean out the shit, not turn the place into a clean-room.

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: Woosta
I have a seperate laptop I use incase I have to take #2 in the bathroom, and I must be browsing while taking it.

Does anyone do the same? This is a normal thing in this day and age, no?

wouldnt it be more efficient to move your study into the kitchen, and have a plumber put a toilet where your chair should be.

Now you can poop, eat and browse without having to get up!

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel

Originally posted by: CKent
I crap at lightspeed so I never felt tempted to bring electronics or even a book in there with me. 3 minutes, I'm out, and yes I wash my hands.

That's quite impressive actually. The actual number 2 usually takes me about a minute but wiping can take me anywhere from 5 to 15 minutes and half a roll. Sucks to be hairy. Sometimes I even need to use water just to be sure I got everything clean.

I like the really hard #2's though. They hurt a bit more, but once you get the head out, the rest just slides right out like a dream.

Remember what we said about stopping your posts a few sentences earlier?

 

[IronWing]

When we post to a forum, maybe the best way to maintain decorum would be to imagine that all the girls we ever wanted to date or might date in the future will read our posts prior to deciding whether to date us.

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel

Originally posted by: CKent
I crap at lightspeed so I never felt tempted to bring electronics or even a book in there with me. 3 minutes, I'm out, and yes I wash my hands.

That's quite impressive actually. The actual number 2 usually takes me about a minute but wiping can take me anywhere from 5 to 15 minutes and half a roll. Sucks to be hairy. Sometimes I even need to use water just to be sure I got everything clean.

I like the really hard #2's though. They hurt a bit more, but once you get the head out, the rest just slides right out like a dream.

WTF... seriously? Are you some kind of gorilla-mammoth hybrid?

I've got a decent amount of hair down there, wiping takes about 3 ft of toilet paper and 10 seconds. The goal is to clean out the shit, not turn the place into a clean-room.

I would hate to see what would happen if you guys ate beer nuts and curry.... you would need to get a gardening contractor out to clean your balloon knot, perhaps he could get the whipper snipper out and clean up that forest!

 

[octopus41092]

Are you posting while shitting?

 

[Woosta]

Originally posted by: octopus41092
Are you posting while shitting?

I was earlier today.

 

[imported_Devine]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel

Originally posted by: CKent
I crap at lightspeed so I never felt tempted to bring electronics or even a book in there with me. 3 minutes, I'm out, and yes I wash my hands.

That's quite impressive actually. The actual number 2 usually takes me about a minute but wiping can take me anywhere from 5 to 15 minutes and half a roll. Sucks to be hairy. Sometimes I even need to use water just to be sure I got everything clean.

I like the really hard #2's though. They hurt a bit more, but once you get the head out, the rest just slides right out like a dream.

wow if TMI was EVER an understatement, this is that time.