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Just knocked a guy out with a door

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shiner

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I was coming back in the building from lunch.....walking across the air bridge.....swiped my badge to open the door.....had my left hand on the door handle.......badge reader beeped....I open the door......at the same time I opened the door this little weasel guy tried to dart between me and the door....BOOM....caught him in the head and he went down. Didn't mean to do it but it serves him right....he does that crap all the time. He is also one of those guys that will see you coming for an elevator and won't stop the door from closing before you get there.

He was out for about 2 minutes.....a few of us helped him up and made sure he was ok. Bet he doesn't try that move again......
 
Originally posted by: apac
lol why was he trying to sneak past you?
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I dunno.....see him every so often and he always does that....today I didn't see him at all....must have walked up when I wasn't paying attention. He's kind of a dumbass.....probably in his mid 40's and is...well he reminds me of Milton from Office Space. Just hope he doesn't burn the place down now.....

 
hahahaha.

i remember i was in front of a patio door and my friend's gf was behind it. she was looking at me through the shades on the door. i decided to be funny and open the door by slamming my as$ into it. unfortunately, she hadn't moved her head away from the door at the time and it slammed into her head and she fell to the ground.

lots of crying ensued and she had a nasty bump on her head.
 
Originally posted by: maziwanka
hahahaha.

i remember i was in front of a patio door and my friend's gf was behind it. she was looking at me through the shades on the door. i decided to be funny and open the door by slamming my as$ into it. unfortunately, she hadn't moved her head away from the door at the time. consequently, the door slammed into her head and she fell to the ground.

lots of crying ensued and she had a nasty bump on her head.
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smoooooooth
 
Is your real name Terry Tate?

Damn, Phillip you know you're not supposed to sneak into the building like that, baby! WHOOOOOOOO!
 
I remember when I was a kid I ran into my aunt's glass sliding door while playing tag. I was out for a few minutes and when I woke up everyone was laughing hysterically. 🙁 I still swear that door was open when I tried running through it.
 
Originally posted by: maziwanka
hahahaha.

i remember i was in front of a patio door and my friend's gf was behind it. she was looking at me through the shades on the door. i decided to be funny and open the door by slamming my as$ into it. unfortunately, she hadn't moved her head away from the door at the time and it slammed into her head and she fell to the ground.

lots of crying ensued and she had a nasty bump on her head.
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Heh, for some reason that makes me think of the water volleyball scene in Meet the Parents. 😉
 
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