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just killed a Fruit Fly

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Mayfriday0529

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I was eating a peach at my desk and this fruit fly was buzzing around, it landed on a napkin and i killed it.

but now i feel bad 🙁
 
That's not mean. Now what we did in high school biology class, breeding fruit flies that had no eyes and no wings... that was mean. 😉
 
Kileed a fruit fly?
T3h no3sss!!!s

I suggest suppuku.

At least donate some blood to repent.
 
Originally posted by: Jnetty99
I was eating a peach at my desk and this fruit fly was buzzing around, it landed on a napkin and i killed it.

but now i feel bad 🙁
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You think that's bad? Just think about all those poor animals that you caused to die whenever you eat anything! And if you're a vegetarian, just think about all those poor plants..

None of them ever had a chance...
 
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: Jnetty99
I was eating a peach at my desk and this fruit fly was buzzing around, it landed on a napkin and i killed it.

but now i feel bad 🙁
Click to expand...

You think that's bad? Just think about all those poor animals that you caused to die whenever you eat anything! And if you're a vegetarian, just think about all those poor plants..

None of them ever had a chance...
Click to expand...

<breaks down><sobs like homestar>
Those poor plants! Nooo! Tenderfoot, can you give me sound financial advice?<sobs>
 
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: Jnetty99
I was eating a peach at my desk and this fruit fly was buzzing around, it landed on a napkin and i killed it.

but now i feel bad 🙁
Click to expand...

You think that's bad? Just think about all those poor animals that you caused to die whenever you eat anything! And if you're a vegetarian, just think about all those poor plants..

None of them ever had a chance...
Click to expand...

I was not directly responsible for every other animals that died before i got my peach.
Same thing with plants.
 
Originally posted by: Achtung
That's not mean. Now what we did in high school biology class, breeding fruit flies that had no eyes and no wings... that was mean. 😉
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And after my class was done breeding them, we'd knock 'em out with fly nap and dump them in acid or fold a napkin on top of them and smash it 😛
 
Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: Jnetty99
I was eating a peach at my desk and this fruit fly was buzzing around, it landed on a napkin and i killed it.

but now i feel bad 🙁
Click to expand...

You think that's bad? Just think about all those poor animals that you caused to die whenever you eat anything! And if you're a vegetarian, just think about all those poor plants..

None of them ever had a chance...
Click to expand...

I was not directly responsible for every other animals that died before i got my peach.
Same thing with plants.
Click to expand...

You've never eaten anything before?
 
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: Jnetty99
I was eating a peach at my desk and this fruit fly was buzzing around, it landed on a napkin and i killed it.

but now i feel bad 🙁
Click to expand...

You think that's bad? Just think about all those poor animals that you caused to die whenever you eat anything! And if you're a vegetarian, just think about all those poor plants..

None of them ever had a chance...
Click to expand...

I was not directly responsible for every other animals that died before i got my peach.
Same thing with plants.
Click to expand...

You've never eaten anything before?
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of course i have, but what i was saying, whether i eat chicken or beef and a cow and chicken died for that, i technically didnt kill it with my own hands.
 
Originally posted by: Nikamichi
Originally posted by: iamme
the fruit fly had the last laugh.

it layed its eggs in the peach, which you consumed. now your body is host to hundreds of incubating fly larvae.

this is your stomach lining right now....
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Exactly, this is the reason why Jnetty feels so bad and he doesn't even know it.

🙁
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I'll go ahead and drink a few shots of Vodka, think that will kill the larvae
 
Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Originally posted by: Nikamichi
Originally posted by: iamme
the fruit fly had the last laugh.

it layed its eggs in the peach, which you consumed. now your body is host to hundreds of incubating fly larvae.

this is your stomach lining right now....
Click to expand...

Exactly, this is the reason why Jnetty feels so bad and he doesn't even know it.

🙁
Click to expand...

I'll go ahead and drink a few shots of Vodka, think that will kill the larvae
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too late....the larvae are migrating to your fleshy brain cells now to feed....
 
Originally posted by: iamme
Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Originally posted by: Nikamichi
Originally posted by: iamme
the fruit fly had the last laugh.

it layed its eggs in the peach, which you consumed. now your body is host to hundreds of incubating fly larvae.

this is your stomach lining right now....
Click to expand...

Exactly, this is the reason why Jnetty feels so bad and he doesn't even know it.

🙁
Click to expand...

I'll go ahead and drink a few shots of Vodka, think that will kill the larvae
Click to expand...

too late....the larvae are migrating to your fleshy brain cells now to feed....
Click to expand...
And there they will starve for lack of nurishment...


Damn, I hate those pests. I have some in my house and I can't find there food source. Probably the garbage can.
 
Originally posted by: MaxDepth
Originally posted by: iamme
Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Originally posted by: Nikamichi
Originally posted by: iamme
the fruit fly had the last laugh.

it layed its eggs in the peach, which you consumed. now your body is host to hundreds of incubating fly larvae.

this is your stomach lining right now....
Click to expand...

Exactly, this is the reason why Jnetty feels so bad and he doesn't even know it.

🙁
Click to expand...

I'll go ahead and drink a few shots of Vodka, think that will kill the larvae
Click to expand...

too late....the larvae are migrating to your fleshy brain cells now to feed....
Click to expand...
And there they will starve for lack of nurishment...


Damn, I hate those pests. I have some in my house and I can't find there food source. Probably the garbage can.
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zing! 😀
 
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