What a bunch of pvssies we have here! "Killing is wrong!" "Humans will improve on their own!"
What a bunch of crap.
What we need to do, and soon, is obviously use our nukes for something good for a change. Nuke India, nuke China, and nuke whoever else we feel like. I'll personally be the one who pushes the button. I've got no problem being responsible for billions of deaths. If you want to preserve the technologically advanced people, fine. Nuke the poeple in the countryside and developing nations. That'll teach them to be poor.
It might take a while, but it's for the good of the planet. Just think of all the cool pictures we could get of the planet from space, and all the new mutant life forms that will arise from radiation! You see, death always brings new life, which is my ultimate goal. I don't care how many hot chicks I have to bang and how much money I have to collect, I will do this for the good of the people!
Just don't bomb Japan. They're fvcking nuts. They're a tiny-fvcking-ass ISLAND and they've got like 80% of the world's state of the art tech and fvcking ninjas. No, not Japan. No matter how many nukes we have we absolutely wouldn't be able to stand against a ninja rush.
What a bunch of crap.
What we need to do, and soon, is obviously use our nukes for something good for a change. Nuke India, nuke China, and nuke whoever else we feel like. I'll personally be the one who pushes the button. I've got no problem being responsible for billions of deaths. If you want to preserve the technologically advanced people, fine. Nuke the poeple in the countryside and developing nations. That'll teach them to be poor.
It might take a while, but it's for the good of the planet. Just think of all the cool pictures we could get of the planet from space, and all the new mutant life forms that will arise from radiation! You see, death always brings new life, which is my ultimate goal. I don't care how many hot chicks I have to bang and how much money I have to collect, I will do this for the good of the people!
Just don't bomb Japan. They're fvcking nuts. They're a tiny-fvcking-ass ISLAND and they've got like 80% of the world's state of the art tech and fvcking ninjas. No, not Japan. No matter how many nukes we have we absolutely wouldn't be able to stand against a ninja rush.
