Just had drinks with my 5th grade girlfriend...

imported_Pablo

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She's hot. But she's not really my type. Kinda weird hangin out with somebody you haven't seen in 13 years, and when you were friends, you were in 5th grade... but things went really well... but she's not my type.... wtf mates.

i'm going to bed b/c I have to be up @ 6:00.

Sorry I posted.

edit:
I wouldn't syringer you guys.
Pic from her work

And for those who were saying I was stupid for saying she's not my type... I just can't see myself dating her, and I'm not the one for random hookups, and she managed to ask me how much I paid for my house and also checked my calls on my blackberry and asked me who a bunch of people were. So that's just not for me. But I still think she's hot.
 

Cooler

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Originally posted by: Pablo
She's hot. But she's not really my type. Kinda weird hangin out with somebody you haven't seen in 13 years, and when you were friends, you were in 5th grade... but things went really well... but she's not my type.... wtf mates.

i'm going to bed b/c I have to be up @ 6:00.

Sorry I posted.

For a second I was going to call the cops on you for pedophilia .
also pic ?
 

Cawchy87

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I saw my grade 4 girlfriend at a huge 1000+ person social... too hammered to remember what I said tho.

Sorry I posted.
 

DainBramaged

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tec699

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saw my first grade gf last night and we made monkey sex.

was good/

sorry i posted.


:Q
 

Eeezee

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I saw my 5th grade girlfriend the other day too! She's doing real well in social studies, but somebody keeps stealing her lunch money. I'm going to kill that kid.
 

HamburgerBoy

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lol, I couldn't even look at someone I knew from 5th grade or earlier.

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
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Nooooooooooooooo! :(

Originally posted by: Eeezee
I saw my 5th grade girlfriend the other day too! She's doing real well in social studies, but somebody keeps stealing her lunch money. I'm going to kill that kid.

:D
 

Nebor

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A 5th grade girlfriend? I don't even know where to begin, that's so fvcked up.
 

preslove

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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
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wht does the m stand for? :confused:
 

HamburgerBoy

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Originally posted by: preslove
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
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wht does the m stand for? :confused:

Mouth, probably.
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: Pablo
She's hot. But she's not really my type. Kinda weird hangin out with somebody you haven't seen in 13 years, and when you were friends, you were in 5th grade... but things went really well... but she's not my type.... wtf mates.

i'm going to bed b/c I have to be up @ 6:00.

Sorry I posted.

So.... She's hot, and it went really well...

So how is it that she's not your type? Did you arbitrarily say "I only go out with blondes" or something? Are you heterosexually-challenged?
 

JS80

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In 5th grade all I cared about was Nintendo and basketball. Didn't girls have cooties in 5th grade or did that get cured by 4th?