Just got the most retarded phonecall

[EyeMWing]

"Can you go look for it?" "Which one was it" "The money one." "You mean the one that has 5 dollars in it and NOTHING else because you keep all your cards in a seperate thing?" "Yes, that one."

Apparently he's attached to the worn-out 40-year-old leather.

 

[DivideBYZero]

It's his secret wanking device.

 

[scorpmatt]

me thinks there is something more than the money in the wallet. look for the secret compartment

 

[stars]

It's the wallet that held the condom which lead to him losing his virginity.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: scorpmatt
me thinks there is something more than the money in the wallet. look for the secret compartment

Dude, I could see into the secret compartment. It has HOLES worn through it.

Originally posted by: stars
It's the wallet that held the condom which lead to him losing his virginity.

Probably.

I didn't find it, by the way. It's lost somewhere outside.

 

[feelingshorter]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
It's his secret wanking device.

40 years of breaking into the leather, it must be a soft one