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Lifer
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Originally posted by: SethK28
Originally posted by: rbloedow Also, Did you know that the majority of the time men are given these lap dances, they end up with pre-ejeculation (not to be confused wiht ejaculation) on their pants, which in turn ends up on the girls. Then they give you a dance. Yea, sounds like SOOOOO much fun.
Yeah I guess sitting at home in fron t of the computer jackin off th anime porn or optimus prime is much better

WTF dude. Seriously, the first time I went to the nudie bar I was all psyched up about it, but when I got there and saw some kid get up from a lap dance with a wet spot on his shorts, that ruined it for me forever. Since then, I watched a special on HBO about strippers, and it turns out that it's a fairly common occurance.orry, but I'll never want to step foot in a strip club again. :disgust:
 

shimsham

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Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: shimsham
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Also, Did you know that the majority of the time men are given these lap dances, they end up with pre-ejeculation (not to be confused wiht ejaculation) on their pants, which in turn ends up on the girls. Then they give you a dance. Yea, sounds like SOOOOO much fun.

lmao! you an ex-stripper? i mean, since you know so much about it.....
Ask him about his first born.

his? sounds like a bitter woman to me.



 

Spoooon

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Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: SethK28
Originally posted by: rbloedow Also, Did you know that the majority of the time men are given these lap dances, they end up with pre-ejeculation (not to be confused wiht ejaculation) on their pants, which in turn ends up on the girls. Then they give you a dance. Yea, sounds like SOOOOO much fun.
Yeah I guess sitting at home in fron t of the computer jackin off th anime porn or optimus prime is much better

WTF dude. Seriously, the first time I went to the nudie bar I was all psyched up about it, but when I got there and saw some kid get up from a lap dance with a wet spot on his shorts, that ruined it for me forever. Since then, I watched a special on HBO about strippers, and it turns out that it's a fairly common occurance.orry, but I'll never want to step foot in a strip club again. :disgust:
But why were you looking at his shorts?

I'm just kidding with you. :D
 

BaboonGuy

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Originally posted by: Spoooon
Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
uhm.. purely out of curiousity's sake do they have male strip bars?? you know like hot young guys who are trying to pay their way through college...

Some strip clubs have ladies night or whatever, and they'll have male dancers, or male amateurs come out. Some girls I knew went to one of those a while back. They didn't really care for it.

Let's face, no one really wants to see a guy naked. :D referring to that Seinfeld episode where Jerry tries walking around his apartment nude with his girlfriend.

interesting.... so, again PURELY out of curiosity could you inform me if these "ladies nights" occur on certain days of the week? and do they admit men to watch as well???
 

Ryan

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Spoooon
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: SethK28
Originally posted by: rbloedow Also, Did you know that the majority of the time men are given these lap dances, they end up with pre-ejeculation (not to be confused wiht ejaculation) on their pants, which in turn ends up on the girls. Then they give you a dance. Yea, sounds like SOOOOO much fun.
Yeah I guess sitting at home in fron t of the computer jackin off th anime porn or optimus prime is much better
WTF dude. Seriously, the first time I went to the nudie bar I was all psyched up about it, but when I got there and saw some kid get up from a lap dance with a wet spot on his shorts, that ruined it for me forever. Since then, I watched a special on HBO about strippers, and it turns out that it's a fairly common occurance.orry, but I'll never want to step foot in a strip club again. :disgust:
But why were you looking at his shorts? I'm just kidding with you. :D

Actually, the girl got up and wiped her leg off with a towel after the dance. It seemed kinda weird, then I took a look at the kid and saw what happened :disgust:
 

shimsham

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Originally posted by: Spoooon
Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
uhm.. purely out of curiousity's sake do they have male strip bars?? you know like hot young guys who are trying to pay their way through college...

Some strip clubs have ladies night or whatever, and they'll have male dancers, or male amateurs come out. Some girls I knew went to one of those a while back. They didn't really care for it.

my wife and i went once, and we had fun, it was so cheesy. laughed all night.

 

SethK28

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Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
Originally posted by: Spoooon
Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
uhm.. purely out of curiousity's sake do they have male strip bars?? you know like hot young guys who are trying to pay their way through college...

Some strip clubs have ladies night or whatever, and they'll have male dancers, or male amateurs come out. Some girls I knew went to one of those a while back. They didn't really care for it.

Let's face, no one really wants to see a guy naked. :D referring to that Seinfeld episode where Jerry tries walking around his apartment nude with his girlfriend.

interesting.... so, again PURELY out of curiosity could you inform me if these "ladies nights" occur on certain days of the week? and do they admit men to watch as well???


Nope not here, but plenty of places in atlanta do this
 

SethK28

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Originally posted by: shimsham
Originally posted by: Spoooon
Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
uhm.. purely out of curiousity's sake do they have male strip bars?? you know like hot young guys who are trying to pay their way through college...

Some strip clubs have ladies night or whatever, and they'll have male dancers, or male amateurs come out. Some girls I knew went to one of those a while back. They didn't really care for it.

my wife and i went once, and we had fun, it was so cheesy. laughed all night.

I went with my g/f there twice, pretty much everytime I have been in there there have been 2-3 couples, mostly drunk frat fags and their whore sorority bimbos
 

Spoooon

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Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
Originally posted by: Spoooon
Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
uhm.. purely out of curiousity's sake do they have male strip bars?? you know like hot young guys who are trying to pay their way through college...

Some strip clubs have ladies night or whatever, and they'll have male dancers, or male amateurs come out. Some girls I knew went to one of those a while back. They didn't really care for it.

Let's face, no one really wants to see a guy naked. :D referring to that Seinfeld episode where Jerry tries walking around his apartment nude with his girlfriend.

interesting.... so, again PURELY out of curiosity could you inform me if these "ladies nights" occur on certain days of the week? and do they admit men to watch as well???

I can't remember if it was a regular thing or not. I know they had it on the weekend to increase the likelyhood of college kids going. It couldn't have been too often, because I just don't think they'd get too many people.

The girls that I knew that went were there for some bachelorette party. They way they described it made it sound like they didn't have those ladies nights all that often.
 

BaboonGuy

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Originally posted by: Spoooon
Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
Originally posted by: Spoooon
Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
uhm.. purely out of curiousity's sake do they have male strip bars?? you know like hot young guys who are trying to pay their way through college...

Some strip clubs have ladies night or whatever, and they'll have male dancers, or male amateurs come out. Some girls I knew went to one of those a while back. They didn't really care for it.

Let's face, no one really wants to see a guy naked. :D referring to that Seinfeld episode where Jerry tries walking around his apartment nude with his girlfriend.

interesting.... so, again PURELY out of curiosity could you inform me if these "ladies nights" occur on certain days of the week? and do they admit men to watch as well???

I can't remember if it was a regular thing or not. I know they had it on the weekend to increase the likelyhood of college kids going. It couldn't have been too often, because I just don't think they'd get too many people.

The girls that I knew that went were there for some bachelorette party. They way they described it made it sound like they didn't have those ladies nights all that often.

Oh I forgot... do the male strippers give lap dances as well? And if they do, do you think they'd be uncomfortable giving said lap dance to a male patron?
 

SethK28

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I do not believe that male danvers give lap dances, i think i GA they cant even get fully ndude, they have to wear bannaa hammokcs the whole time. double stnatrd i guess but hell i dont care :)
 

DannyBoy

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Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
Originally posted by: Spoooon
Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
Originally posted by: Spoooon
Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
uhm.. purely out of curiousity's sake do they have male strip bars?? you know like hot young guys who are trying to pay their way through college...

Some strip clubs have ladies night or whatever, and they'll have male dancers, or male amateurs come out. Some girls I knew went to one of those a while back. They didn't really care for it.

Let's face, no one really wants to see a guy naked. :D referring to that Seinfeld episode where Jerry tries walking around his apartment nude with his girlfriend.

interesting.... so, again PURELY out of curiosity could you inform me if these "ladies nights" occur on certain days of the week? and do they admit men to watch as well???

I can't remember if it was a regular thing or not. I know they had it on the weekend to increase the likelyhood of college kids going. It couldn't have been too often, because I just don't think they'd get too many people.

The girls that I knew that went were there for some bachelorette party. They way they described it made it sound like they didn't have those ladies nights all that often.

Oh I forgot... do the male strippers give lap dances as well? And if they do, do you think they'd be uncomfortable giving said lap dance to a male patron?

You sure this is all out of curiousity bb? :disgust:
 

OulOat

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Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
Originally posted by: Spoooon
Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
Originally posted by: Spoooon
Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
uhm.. purely out of curiousity's sake do they have male strip bars?? you know like hot young guys who are trying to pay their way through college...

Some strip clubs have ladies night or whatever, and they'll have male dancers, or male amateurs come out. Some girls I knew went to one of those a while back. They didn't really care for it.

Let's face, no one really wants to see a guy naked. :D referring to that Seinfeld episode where Jerry tries walking around his apartment nude with his girlfriend.

interesting.... so, again PURELY out of curiosity could you inform me if these "ladies nights" occur on certain days of the week? and do they admit men to watch as well???

I can't remember if it was a regular thing or not. I know they had it on the weekend to increase the likelyhood of college kids going. It couldn't have been too often, because I just don't think they'd get too many people.

The girls that I knew that went were there for some bachelorette party. They way they described it made it sound like they didn't have those ladies nights all that often.

Oh I forgot... do the male strippers give lap dances as well? And if they do, do you think they'd be uncomfortable giving said lap dance to a male patron?

First the breast implants, and now this.... we can all see where he's heading....
 

prvteye2003

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Originally posted by: rbloedow
Also, Did you know that the majority of the time men are given these lap dances, they end up with pre-ejeculation (not to be confused wiht ejaculation) on their pants, which in turn ends up on the girls. Then they give you a dance. Yea, sounds like SOOOOO much fun.

now, how in the hell would you know this?
 

shimsham

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Originally posted by: OulOat
Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
Originally posted by: Spoooon
Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
Originally posted by: Spoooon
Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
uhm.. purely out of curiousity's sake do they have male strip bars?? you know like hot young guys who are trying to pay their way through college...

Some strip clubs have ladies night or whatever, and they'll have male dancers, or male amateurs come out. Some girls I knew went to one of those a while back. They didn't really care for it.

Let's face, no one really wants to see a guy naked. :D referring to that Seinfeld episode where Jerry tries walking around his apartment nude with his girlfriend.

interesting.... so, again PURELY out of curiosity could you inform me if these "ladies nights" occur on certain days of the week? and do they admit men to watch as well???

I can't remember if it was a regular thing or not. I know they had it on the weekend to increase the likelyhood of college kids going. It couldn't have been too often, because I just don't think they'd get too many people.

The girls that I knew that went were there for some bachelorette party. They way they described it made it sound like they didn't have those ladies nights all that often.

Oh I forgot... do the male strippers give lap dances as well? And if they do, do you think they'd be uncomfortable giving said lap dance to a male patron?

First the breast implants, and now this.... we can all see where he's heading....

...down?

 

Maleficus

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Originally posted by: rbloedow
Also, Did you know that the majority of the time men are given these lap dances, they end up with pre-ejeculation (not to be confused wiht ejaculation) on their pants, which in turn ends up on the girls. Then they give you a dance. Yea, sounds like SOOOOO much fun.

Explain how it gets through their pants please?

To my knowledge ur not allowed to whip it out and start wanking it while they are giving u a lap dance.
 

BaboonGuy

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Originally posted by: shimsham
Originally posted by: Spoooon
Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
uhm.. purely out of curiousity's sake do they have male strip bars?? you know like hot young guys who are trying to pay their way through college...

Some strip clubs have ladies night or whatever, and they'll have male dancers, or male amateurs come out. Some girls I knew went to one of those a while back. They didn't really care for it.

my wife and i went once, and we had fun, it was so cheesy. laughed all night.

hahhahah you actually went! batty boy batty boy!!
 

Ryan

Lifer
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Originally posted by: prvteye2003
Originally posted by: rbloedow Also, Did you know that the majority of the time men are given these lap dances, they end up with pre-ejeculation (not to be confused wiht ejaculation) on their pants, which in turn ends up on the girls. Then they give you a dance. Yea, sounds like SOOOOO much fun.
now, how in the hell would you know this?

Read my reply farther down in the thread.
 

pennylane

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Originally posted by: shimsham
Originally posted by: OulOat
Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
Originally posted by: Spoooon
Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
Originally posted by: Spoooon
Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
uhm.. purely out of curiousity's sake do they have male strip bars?? you know like hot young guys who are trying to pay their way through college...

Some strip clubs have ladies night or whatever, and they'll have male dancers, or male amateurs come out. Some girls I knew went to one of those a while back. They didn't really care for it.

Let's face, no one really wants to see a guy naked. :D referring to that Seinfeld episode where Jerry tries walking around his apartment nude with his girlfriend.

interesting.... so, again PURELY out of curiosity could you inform me if these "ladies nights" occur on certain days of the week? and do they admit men to watch as well???

I can't remember if it was a regular thing or not. I know they had it on the weekend to increase the likelyhood of college kids going. It couldn't have been too often, because I just don't think they'd get too many people.

The girls that I knew that went were there for some bachelorette party. They way they described it made it sound like they didn't have those ladies nights all that often.

Oh I forgot... do the male strippers give lap dances as well? And if they do, do you think they'd be uncomfortable giving said lap dance to a male patron?

First the breast implants, and now this.... we can all see where he's heading....

...down?

downtown
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silverpig

Lifer
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Originally posted by: SethK28
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Also, Did you know that the majority of the time men are given these lap dances, they end up with pre-ejeculation (not to be confused wiht ejaculation) on their pants, which in turn ends up on the girls. Then they give you a dance. Yea, sounds like SOOOOO much fun.

Yeah I guess sitting at home in fron t of the computer jackin off th anime porn or optimus prime is much better

Don't get bitter just cause he can get off of to silicon chips instead of silicone bags... ;)

Ohhhh that Athlon 64... droooooolllll [peter] SHAZAAAM!!! [/peter]
 

Ryan

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Maleficus
Originally posted by: rbloedow Also, Did you know that the majority of the time men are given these lap dances, they end up with pre-ejeculation (not to be confused wiht ejaculation) on their pants, which in turn ends up on the girls. Then they give you a dance. Yea, sounds like SOOOOO much fun.
Explain how it gets through their pants please? To my knowledge ur not allowed to whip it out and start wanking it while they are giving u a lap dance.

Some guy's release more pre-ejaculate than others, not everyone is the same. Not to mention that having a woman rub on your crotch with parts of her body is most much different than whipping it out - you're being stimulated either way. Many guys do fully ejaculate when recieveing a lap dance. It's not that hard to imagine how a liquid makes it through fabric, now is it.
 

prvteye2003

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Originally posted by: rbloedow
Originally posted by: prvteye2003
Originally posted by: rbloedow Also, Did you know that the majority of the time men are given these lap dances, they end up with pre-ejeculation (not to be confused wiht ejaculation) on their pants, which in turn ends up on the girls. Then they give you a dance. Yea, sounds like SOOOOO much fun.
now, how in the hell would you know this?

Read my reply farther down in the thread.

okay, I read it and understand to a point. But, you stated the "majority of the time". I'm wondering how you would know it happens the majority of the time.
 

shimsham

Lifer
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Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
Originally posted by: shimsham
Originally posted by: Spoooon
Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
uhm.. purely out of curiousity's sake do they have male strip bars?? you know like hot young guys who are trying to pay their way through college...

Some strip clubs have ladies night or whatever, and they'll have male dancers, or male amateurs come out. Some girls I knew went to one of those a while back. They didn't really care for it.

my wife and i went once, and we had fun, it was so cheesy. laughed all night.

hahhahah you actually went! batty boy batty boy!!


lets just say i did not go without compensation. it was worth it just for the laugh tho.