Just got a fortune cookie without a fortune......

[Triforceofcourage]

:Q

 

[Ryan]

you have 7 days.

 

[laurenlex]

Will a tin foil beanie protect you from the upcoming doom?

 

[Safeway]

You will def. be dead before 7 days. Today, you die.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

j00 are teh dedzor!

 

[CanOWorms]

You have no future. You are worthless!

 

[Saint Nick]

in response to OP:

bad omen.

 

[Fritzo]

I found it. Here it is....

 

[Electric Amish]

How un-fortunate?

 

[Savij]

your triforce is broken

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I found it. Here it is....

ROFL!

 

[HumblePie]

You are suppose to look in BOTH sides of the cookie you break in half. Not break it, eat one side and assume your fortune is in the other. Give it 5 hours. When you next poop and see a little white scrap bulging out, you can try reading your fortune then.

 

[Kitkat13]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
How un-fortunate?

Beat me to it!

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
How un-fortunate?

I dunno what movie it's influenced from, but I can hear some guy with a scary voice and the attitude of Anthony Hopkins in SOTL saying "How un...fortunate."

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I found it. Here it is....

LOL

 

[Mrvile]

The obvious has been stated.

 

[SonicIce]

put "in bed" after all your fortunes, its hillarious! heres one i found:
You will be very prosperous, in bed!

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
you have 7 days.

Yep and then it's all over.

 

[jtvang125]

you're fvcked!

 

[Syrch]

you are doomed!

 

[BrokenVisage]

Perhaps it was this?