Just got a defective Wendy's Sweet n' Sour sauce

[chuckywang]

The flap that you use to open the sauce is sealed shut to the container. There is absolutely no leeway there, so I can't peel the cover open.

What do I do?

 

[gorcorps]

knife that sucka

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
What do I do?

Edit your title before the mods come after you.

 

[BigJ]

Go back and demand more Sweet N' Sour.

 

[Captante]

Originally posted by: gorcorps
knife that sucka

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: chuckywang
What do I do?

Edit your title before the mods come after you.

:thumbsup: to both these suggestions.

 

[Auric]

Class action suit... emotional distress and so on.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Originally posted by: Auric
Class action suit... emotional distress and so on.

i disagree. you seem to be the exclusive victim of wendy's malice. call my office from your hospital bed, and we'll may those bastards pay!!

 

[Ricemarine]

Demand for a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets because you couldn't open the Sweet n' Sour sauce.

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Go back to Wendy's and sue. Say you got carpal tunnel from trying to open the sauce so many times. That'll teach them..

 

[SampSon]

Whip up your own batch.

 

[gorcorps]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Whip up your own batch.

yes... because when you get FAST food you want to spend time making your own sauce

 

[SampSon]

Originally posted by: gorcorps

Originally posted by: SampSon
Whip up your own batch.

yes... because when you get FAST food you want to spend time making your own sauce

The OP can make his own sauce in 30 seconds fap.. er flat.

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: gorcorps

Originally posted by: SampSon
Whip up your own batch.

yes... because when you get FAST food you want to spend time making your own sauce

The OP can make his own sauce in 30 seconds fap.. er flat.

:shocked:

 

[gorcorps]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: gorcorps

Originally posted by: SampSon
Whip up your own batch.

yes... because when you get FAST food you want to spend time making your own sauce

The OP can make his own sauce in 30 seconds fap.. er flat.

I'm going off of the assumption that the OP is as lazy as I am. And the chances of having the stuff for it in my place is pretty slim... not sure about the OP.

 

[Skeeedunt]

Swallow the container whole and let the chicken marinate in your stomach. Regurgitate and enjoy.

 

[eplebnista]

Originally posted by: Skeeedunt
Swallow the container whole and let the chicken marinate in your stomach. Regurgitate and enjoy.

:greenface;

 

[Brutus04]

Go to McDonald's you twit!

 

[kranky]

I find it hard to believe you couldn't gnaw through that wafer-thin plastic container.

 

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by: gorcorps
knife that sucka

:laugh:

 

[DnetMHZ]

Originally posted by: gorcorps

Originally posted by: SampSon
Whip up your own batch.

yes... because when you get FAST food you want to spend time making your own sauce

He apparently had enough time to post on an internet forum about it.

 

[alkemyst]

consider working out soon.

 

[aldamon]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: gorcorps

Originally posted by: SampSon
Whip up your own batch.

yes... because when you get FAST food you want to spend time making your own sauce

The OP can make his own sauce in 30 seconds fap.. er flat.

That's not practical for 5 nuggets. Maybe if he ordered 50 or something.

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ

Originally posted by: gorcorps

Originally posted by: SampSon
Whip up your own batch.

yes... because when you get FAST food you want to spend time making your own sauce

He apparently had enough time to post on an internet forum about it.

Yes, cause posting on an internet forum takes as much time as making sweet n' sour sauce from scratch....

 

[Vonkhan]

go medieval on its ass

 

[skillyho]

Put the chicken nuggets in a circle around the sauce, and pound it with your fist.