Just got a car

[olds]

I had dinner last night at my parent's Florida house. After dinner I went to the corner to pick up some ice cream for desert.
There, I met a lady who was throwing out a present. When she saw me she said 'You can have it' and handed me a nicely gift-wrapped (golf motif) box. I didn't say anything. I found out later that the present was meant for her husband but he apparently did something awful to her and she decided to get rid of it. I opened the box and in it was a set of keys. I'm torn between keeping it, giving it to my brother as a present (his birthday was on Monday and I just sent him a text as a gesture), or finding the lady and asking her for her number and the receipt. She has a great ass and I need something like that in my life. By the way, in the trunk was the Modern Warfare edition of the XBOX.

 

[El Guaraguao]

My face, after read your post.

:|

 

[jjzelinski]

Shens!

 

[MotF Bane]

Give your brother the car. Keep the XBox.

 

[TridenT]

posting in lame thread

 

[daw123]

Shens!

No, really? Sounds like a true story to me.

 

[DrawninwarD]

She's gonna want it back man...

Don't do anything with the car yet.


EDIT: Err just saw the other thread. Fucking parody threads.

 

[Lean L]

distasteful

 

[arcenite]

Regardless of the nature of the thread, that is one hot car.

 

[BoomerD]

I know you'll never keep that car. You wouldn't be able to hold your head up if someone saw you driving a hoopdy like that.

Craigslist is your friend, friend.

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

lol Chris

 

[SandEagle]

posting in lame thread

quoting a lame poster

 

[Gothgar]

pics of dat ass

 

[squirrel dog]

you have violated your own law . This isn't funny. Nice car though , and pics would be nice .

 

[x-alki]

Wrong forum

 

[bl4ckfl4g]

Your car is gonna red ring dude.

 

[BoomerD]

you have violated your own law . This isn't funny. Nice car though , and pics would be nice .

thread title: Just got a car

No violation of Oldsmoboat's first law. He never stated "Funny" in the title of the thread.

 

[jlee]

you have violated your own law . This isn't funny. Nice car though , and pics would be nice .

Your knowledge of said law is sorely lacking.

 

[arcenite]

you have violated your own law . This isn't funny. Nice car though , and pics would be nice .

 

[bruceb]

Now you need to get the title from her, so you own it legally.

 

[soydios]

lame shens

 

[octopus41092]

You've apparently never seen just how completely irrational women can become.

I fully believe the OP's story.

 

[QueBert]

Now you need to get the title from her, so you own it legally.

Yeah, he should strive to legally own a JPG of a car.

lame story
shens
etc etc etc...

 

[l0cke]

Shens, Xbox won't fit in that trunk.

 

[MichaelD]

The OP was never claimed to be funny. That said: There really isn't a point to this thread. At all, period. As such, it fits perfectly into the OT description! Werd to yo'mutha! :gangstarapyoavatarandshitz"