- Jul 18, 2000
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Here's the story....for the past couple of weeks when I have gone to work in the morning there has been a van parked across the street in my neighbors yard. It's looks like a work van and so I had assumed it was just that. Well one of my neighbors came over tonight and was asking me if I had hired them to do some work for me. I asked her what she was talking about and she told me that after I left this morning they backed into my driveway, got out, and went around the side of my house. She said that when she backed out of her garage they ran back to the van, jumped in, and got the hell out of the neighborhood. This is all very suspicious so we call the police to let them know about what has been going on, an officer comes out and talks to us and tells us that there have been some recent burglaries in the area and they could be moving our way. Now I live in what most consider an upper class neighborhood and I can't ever remember a break in here and I've lived in the area, my parents live a couple of blocks over, since I was 11(I'm 32 now). Anyway I'm planning on faking going to work in the morning and then returning to my house. I live on a hill above a lake and I'm going to leave, drive the few blocks down the hill to the lake, park, and then walk back to my house and come in the back door. Hopefully the morons won't be back, but if they are and they do decide to come in the house I will introduce them to my friend Smith & Wesson model 915 and it's little hollow point friends. I told the officer that and he reminded me to make sure they were in the house before I called them to report the shooting. Kind of a "They're coming right for us!" tactic.