ValkyrieofHouston
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Just for laughs?.
Funny Quotes from Robin Williams:
Link for more of these: http://en.thinkexist.com/quotes/robin_williams/
"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose
"Politics: ?Poli? a Latin word meaning ?many?; and "tics" meaning ?bloodsucking creatures?."
"Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus."
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
"We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities."
"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days
"Reality: What a concept!"
"People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House
"My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins."
"The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery."
"And then there was [Secretary of Defense Donald] Rumsfeld coming out and saying, "I don't know when. I don't know where. But something bad is going to happen." And everyone else is saying, "Wait a minute, are you working with Miss Cleo or something? What is this, the Central Intuitive Agency?" . . . And you have Bush, hearing about all the fighting over Kashmir, and saying, "What? It's just a sweater!""
"You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.
"They tell me now that SpongeBob is gay. SquarePants is not gay. Tight pants maybe. SpongeBob Hot Pants? You go, girl!"
"Comedy is acting out optimism."
Funny Quotes from Robin Williams:
Link for more of these: http://en.thinkexist.com/quotes/robin_williams/
"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose
"Politics: ?Poli? a Latin word meaning ?many?; and "tics" meaning ?bloodsucking creatures?."
"Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus."
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
"We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities."
"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days
"Reality: What a concept!"
"People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House
"My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins."
"The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery."
"And then there was [Secretary of Defense Donald] Rumsfeld coming out and saying, "I don't know when. I don't know where. But something bad is going to happen." And everyone else is saying, "Wait a minute, are you working with Miss Cleo or something? What is this, the Central Intuitive Agency?" . . . And you have Bush, hearing about all the fighting over Kashmir, and saying, "What? It's just a sweater!""
"You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.
"They tell me now that SpongeBob is gay. SquarePants is not gay. Tight pants maybe. SpongeBob Hot Pants? You go, girl!"
"Comedy is acting out optimism."
