Just for laughs...

ValkyrieofHouston

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Just for laughs?.

Funny Quotes from Robin Williams:
Link for more of these: http://en.thinkexist.com/quotes/robin_williams/


"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."

"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose

"Politics: ?Poli? a Latin word meaning ?many?; and "tics" meaning ?bloodsucking creatures?."

"Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus."

"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."

"We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities."

"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days

"Reality: What a concept!"

"People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House

"My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins."

"The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery."

"And then there was [Secretary of Defense Donald] Rumsfeld coming out and saying, "I don't know when. I don't know where. But something bad is going to happen." And everyone else is saying, "Wait a minute, are you working with Miss Cleo or something? What is this, the Central Intuitive Agency?" . . . And you have Bush, hearing about all the fighting over Kashmir, and saying, "What? It's just a sweater!""

"You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.

"They tell me now that SpongeBob is gay. SquarePants is not gay. Tight pants maybe. SpongeBob Hot Pants? You go, girl!"

"Comedy is acting out optimism."
 

mdchesne

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Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
Originally posted by: mdchesne
"you're not drunk if you can lay on the floor and not hold on to anything"

By the way, is that your quote from personal experience..? heh heh heh

nah, found it on the internet. but I'm sure I use it more often than most people when others tell me I'm drunk
 

eakers

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"if I could have back all the money i ever spent on booze, I'd buy more booze"
hehe
 

CVSiN

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Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
Originally posted by: CVSiN
hahah good stuff!

Wow CVSiN, in looking at your post number, does this make you an official "Post Whore" LOL...!

Just funnin with ya baby!

no just a junior Post whore..... see nik for official post whore status~!
 

ValkyrieofHouston

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Originally posted by: eakers
"if I could have back all the money i ever spent on booze, I'd buy more booze"
hehe

What is your favorite drink? I'm known as the "To-Killya" Queen! Aaaargh! Yum! Love them body shots!
 

ValkyrieofHouston

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Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
Originally posted by: CVSiN
hahah good stuff!

Wow CVSiN, in looking at your post number, does this make you an official "Post Whore" LOL...!

Just funnin with ya baby!

no just a junior Post whore..... see nik for official post whore status~!

Well, it says Diamond Member under your Avatar.... you know Diamonds are a girls best friend... GRIN

 

CVSiN

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Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston
Originally posted by: CVSiN
hahah good stuff!

Wow CVSiN, in looking at your post number, does this make you an official "Post Whore" LOL...!

Just funnin with ya baby!

no just a junior Post whore..... see nik for official post whore status~!

Well, it says Diamond Member under your Avatar.... you know Diamonds are a girls best friend... GRIN


hehehe you know it!
 

jtvang125

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"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
"I'm extraordinarily patient provided I get my own way in the end."
"To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit."
"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullsh!t."
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."
"When I was born I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half."
 

djheater

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Groucho
"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? "

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read."

"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. "

"Time flies like and arrow, and fruit flies like a banana."

Henny Youngman
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."

"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. "

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. "

Rodney Dangerfield
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. "

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."

"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."

"Life is just a bowl of pits."