Just drank moldy apple juice. i'm gonna die!!!

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psteng19

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Open a fresh bottle of apple juice (cheapo Sam's Choice from Walmart). Take a sip, tasted a little funny but didn't think much of it. Second sip, I'm feeling particles in the juice so I spit it out. I thought maybe that was just stuff from the cup I used from last night which I didn't wash. I poor out the remainder into the sink, thoroughly rinse the cup and poor another cup of AJ. Take another sip, tasted funny again. This time I check the bottle and I see some nasty ass growth in the bottle. WTF? It looks like a cotton ball that expands when submerged in water.

ok ok, i know i'm not gonna die, but i gotta be able to sue someone :p
sell by date was 11/4/2004

sigh... feeling a little light headed. it's all psychological...
 
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oLLie

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then can I be chiwawa626?

who wants to be Ollie??????

LIARS! you all want to be OLLIE!

Ollie
 
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Robert01

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<< Have you ever taken penicillin? >>

Penicillin comes from mold, you know.

<Makes note to send flowers to psteng19's parents for the funeral>
 
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<< Have you ever taken penicillin? >>



Penicillin comes from mold, you know.
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Exactly my point.

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oLLie

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he's still got the little lightbulb goin...

Ollie (soon to be chiwawa626)
 
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Lifer
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He probably died with his browser open. It'll be a month before the power company shuts his power off, so we'll probably not know for a while.

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hopefloats

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oooohhh...definitely fire off an email to Sam's Choice telling them about this. Keep the product bar code on the bottle and let them know you would seriously consider never purchasing their product again. Your email might tip them off to a bigger problem and they'll probably send you coupons for free product.
:)

in the meantime... dibs on his CD collection.
;)
 
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psteng19

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<< He probably died with his browser open. It'll be a month before the power company shuts his power off, so we'll probably not know for a while. >>



LOL. you bastards. only wanting my material possessions.

I drive a POS sentra anyway.
 
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WhiteWonder

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<< He probably died with his browser open. It'll be a month before the power company shuts his power off, so we'll probably not know for a while. >>



LOL. you bastards. only wanting my material possessions.

I drive a POS sentra anyway. >>



at least no one said "I got dibs on his body"
 
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Adul

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<< He probably died with his browser open. It'll be a month before the power company shuts his power off, so we'll probably not know for a while. >>

LOL. you bastards. only wanting my material possessions. I drive a POS sentra anyway. >>



Then can I have your bed. :p
 
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Lifer
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Well considering that my Accord got smashed by an elk's ass, your Sentra would probably be a step in the right direction.

Now will you please hurry up and die?

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SexEPid

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<< Mold in apple juice? Do I smell a lawsuit? >>



I just smell moldy apple juice.
Can I have your girlfriend?

Pid
 
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weeeplop

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hhmm.. i actually do like the name ollie.. so this is pretty advantageous for me..

well.. can i have the dvd/movie collection? unless its all porn.. someone else can have the porn..
 
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