Spider-shens, Spider-shens,
Does whatever a Syringer can.
Spins a lie, any size.
Starts threads - just like trolls.
Look out! Here comes the Spider-shens.
Read his threads? Listen, bud.
He's gonna Syringer all of us.
Can he shite, in a thread?
Take a look in Off topic.
Hey, there! There goes the Spider-shens!
In the chill of night, in a crappy thread,
like a lying rat,
he Syringers us again!
Spider-shens, Spider-shens,
friendly ATOT Spider-shens.
Truth and honesty? He'll ignore.
Attention is his reward.
Look out! There goes the Spider-shens!
To him,
life is a great big bang-up.
Wherever there's a hang-up,
you'll find the Spider-shens!