just came back from a nudie bar

Omegachi

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this was my first damn... damn! got some hot chickadees. and for 5 bucks, this one chick shot ping pongs...... nevermind....
 

Rogue

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If this was in the US, my next question will be....where (for the ping pong thing that is)?!!! :D
 

Ausm

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Wait till you see one of them grab the money out of your hand not using her mouth,hands or feet :D


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Reliant

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Originally posted by: Sysadmin
Wait till you see one of them grab the money out of your hand not using her mouth,hands or feet :D


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Ah, the memories. :D
 

Tonix

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"At the Nudie bar"


by Al Bundy
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at the nudie bar
where you can look at a thigh
and blacken an eye
at the nudie bar


at the nudie bar
where they show you their butt
and their trap stays shut
at the nudie bar


at the nudie bar
where you can't touch a breast
but you can cave in a chest,
at the nudie bar


at the nudie bar
where the girlies dance
in their underpants
at the nudie bar


at the nudie bar
Where the music stinks,
and they water the drinks.
The nudie bar


at the nudie bar
Where the beer gives you gas
But the Bundy's KICK ASS.
the nudie bar
 

Omegachi

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she shot it across the room and almost hit me. she also shot golf balls, but that didn't have much distance. oh yea.. she also smoked a cigar with it.... wtf...
 

AFB

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Originally posted by: Omegachi
she shot it across the room and almost hit me. she also shot golf balls, but that didn't have much distance. oh yea.. she also smoked a cigar with it.... wtf...

:Q:p:D
 

SherEPunjab

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you're lucky they are hot. i have heard that ALL (i.e. total nudity) nude clubs, and i presume that is the one you went to, generally have ugly girls. for some reason i have heard that the topless only clubs have hotter chicks. i have heard this from someone who is experienced.


 

v3rrv3

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Originally posted by: SherEPunjab
you're lucky they are hot. i have heard that ALL (i.e. total nudity) nude clubs, and i presume that is the one you went to, generally have ugly girls. for some reason i have heard that the topless only clubs have hotter chicks. i have heard this from someone who is experienced.

Yourself? ;)
 

ndee

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Originally posted by: SherEPunjab
you're lucky they are hot. i have heard that ALL (i.e. total nudity) nude clubs, and i presume that is the one you went to, generally have ugly girls. for some reason i have heard that the topless only clubs have hotter chicks. i have heard this from someone who is experienced.

From your mom?















:p
 

hdeck

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Originally posted by: SherEPunjab
you're lucky they are hot. i have heard that ALL (i.e. total nudity) nude clubs, and i presume that is the one you went to, generally have ugly girls. for some reason i have heard that the topless only clubs have hotter chicks. i have heard this from someone who is experienced.

the topless only generally have much hotter chicks but in a city like houston that has the best clubs in the nation, most of the girls are hot.
 

SherEPunjab

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Originally posted by: hdeck
Originally posted by: SherEPunjab
you're lucky they are hot. i have heard that ALL (i.e. total nudity) nude clubs, and i presume that is the one you went to, generally have ugly girls. for some reason i have heard that the topless only clubs have hotter chicks. i have heard this from someone who is experienced.

the topless only generally have much hotter chicks but in a city like houston that has the best clubs in the nation, most of the girls are hot.

not true. i have heard that it is not true that is.

what are the total nude bars in houston? showpalace or whatever on westheimer? Pink Pussy Cat? ughhh... the girls at places like Treasures are so much hotter i've heard. although i haven't really had a chance to hear anything about the many clubs in north houston, so i can't speak for that area.
 

cerebusPu

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sherepunjab, it'll depend on how expensive the strip club is. generally the more expensive, the better the girls.

how did you see ping pong tricks in the US? i thought it was a bangkok thing. (i know this because i was in thailand 5 months ago)
 

silverpig

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Thank god there's no such thing as a "topless only club" here :)

And if you go do a decent club, all the girls are HOT. It's only the grungy ones that have not so hot chicks.
 

SherEPunjab

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Originally posted by: cerebusPu
sherepunjab, it'll depend on how expensive the strip club is. generally the more expensive, the better the girls.

how did you see ping pong tricks in the US? i thought it was a bangkok thing. (i know this because i was in thailand 5 months ago)

i have also found though that generally the really hot girls, like playboy material hot, dont' do all those tricks. i wish i knew of a place that did though. anyways, what is this ping pong trick you guys speak of? I enjoy ping pong.
 

silverpig

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Originally posted by: SherEPunjab
Originally posted by: cerebusPu
sherepunjab, it'll depend on how expensive the strip club is. generally the more expensive, the better the girls.

how did you see ping pong tricks in the US? i thought it was a bangkok thing. (i know this because i was in thailand 5 months ago)

i have also found though that generally the really hot girls, like playboy material hot, dont' do all those tricks. i wish i knew of a place that did though. anyways, what is this ping pong trick you guys speak of? I enjoy ping pong.

Apparently Winona Ryder is an expert...
 

SherEPunjab

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Originally posted by: silverpig
Originally posted by: SherEPunjab
Originally posted by: cerebusPu
sherepunjab, it'll depend on how expensive the strip club is. generally the more expensive, the better the girls.

how did you see ping pong tricks in the US? i thought it was a bangkok thing. (i know this because i was in thailand 5 months ago)

i have also found though that generally the really hot girls, like playboy material hot, dont' do all those tricks. i wish i knew of a place that did though. anyways, what is this ping pong trick you guys speak of? I enjoy ping pong.

Apparently Winona Ryder is an expert...

??