Just call me Syringer Jr.

[JonnyStarks]

Ok, so I'm living in an on-campus residence, single rooms, three floors.

All guys on the first 2 floors, all girls on the third.

I go out to grab a bite and when I come back there is an instant message waiting for me from one of the girls upstairs. She's offline now and the message was an hour old.

So I'm talking to another guy later on and he says that she came down to his room to ask him.... to kill a spider in her room!!!

It didn't actually say that in my message, but it was right around the same time, so that had to be what it was about. When I heard about it I just cracked up.

And, to actually finish the story: my friend went upstairs, killed the spider, no p00n. (She has a boyfriend.)

 

[kalster]

shens

 

[yhelothar]

OMG SPIDER!

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

My ex-g/f caught a bat in her dorm with a plastic bag. I was thoroughly impressed.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

:beer:😀

- M4H

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
My ex-g/f caught a bat in her dorm with a plastic bag. I was thoroughly impressed.

That's code-name for she had sex with another guy and he used a condom.

 

[Lash444]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
My ex-g/f caught a bat in her dorm with a plastic bag. I was thoroughly impressed.

That's code-name for she had sex with another guy and he used a condom.

HAHA oh man thanks for the laugh.

 

[Schadenfreude]

You actually had closure in your OP. You do not have the previliege of being called "Syringer Jr."

 

[Kibbo]

We want an update and pics.

 

[Leejai]

but you do have the right to have jonny in your name because you did say p00n

 

[Mojoed]

Originally posted by: Lash444

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
My ex-g/f caught a bat in her dorm with a plastic bag. I was thoroughly impressed.

That's code-name for she had sex with another guy and he used a condom.

HAHA oh man thanks for the laugh.

rofl, that's now three times in ONE day NFS4 has made me laugh. How do you think of this bizarre stuff? :laugh:

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
You actually had closure in your OP. You do not have the previliege of being called "Syringer Jr."

nor did you "venture" to the co-ed's room, and then fail to report on it for days on end.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
My ex-g/f caught a bat in her dorm with a plastic bag. I was thoroughly impressed.

That's code-name for she had sex with another guy and he used a condom.

Nah, it was a wiffle-ball bat.

Sry, no pics. 🙁

 

[ggavinmoss]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
My ex-g/f caught a bat in her dorm with a plastic bag. I was thoroughly impressed.

That's code-name for she had sex with another guy and he used a condom.

Nah, it was a wiffle-ball bat.

Sry, no pics. 🙁

She had sex with another guy and he used a wiffle-bat? WTF?

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: ggavinmoss

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
My ex-g/f caught a bat in her dorm with a plastic bag. I was thoroughly impressed.

That's code-name for she had sex with another guy and he used a condom.

Nah, it was a wiffle-ball bat.

Sry, no pics. 🙁

She had sex with another guy and he used a wiffle-bat? WTF?

No no no... That's code for him being well hung. Wiffle bats are three feet long (or something close to that).

 

[Syringer]

Lame.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: JonnyStarks
Ok, so I'm living in an on-campus residence, single rooms, three floors.

All guys on the first 2 floors, all girls on the third.

I go out to grab a bite and when I come back there is an instant message waiting for me from one of the girls upstairs. She's offline now and the message was an hour old.

So I'm talking to another guy later on and he says that she came down to his room to ask him.... to kill a spider in her room!!!

It didn't actually say that in my message, but it was right around the same time, so that had to be what it was about. When I heard about it I just cracked up.

And, to actually finish the story: my friend went upstairs, killed the spider, no p00n. (She has a boyfriend.)

Heck if she had a boy friend, I'd let her kill her own spider.

 

[PoPPeR]

are you a girl?

and if so, do you wear shirts that say I flirt?

because you are an attention whore

 

[Evadman]

Text

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

bwhaha awesome