Just bought this

[ThePresence]

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Should be a fun night. 🙂

 

[chuckywang]

I thought you meant a buttplug. lol.

btw, what was that website you designed with all those pink colors and stuff?

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
I thought you meant a buttplug. lol.

btw, what was that website you designed with all those pink colors and stuff?

Thanks for bringing THAT up again. 😱

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: chuckywang
I thought you meant a buttplug. lol.

btw, what was that website you designed with all those pink colors and stuff?

Thanks for bringing THAT up again. 😱

np, so what was it?

 

[FlyLice]

ever try walmart?

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: chuckywang
I thought you meant a buttplug. lol.

btw, what was that website you designed with all those pink colors and stuff?

Thanks for bringing THAT up again. 😱

np, so what was it?

It's not live.

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: FlyLice
ever try walmart?

Yes, I have in the past. Didn't much care for it.

 

[richardycc]

you overpaid. 😛

 

[cavemanmoron]

Yankees 4evah! 🙂

 

[xirtam]

Quoted for the lazy.

Professional wine connoisseurs favor the Screwpull corkscrew for its effortless and split-second cork removal, and this Screwpull set, complete with foil cutter and stopper, makes a wonderful gift for the at-home wine consumer. First introduced in 1979, the Screwpull Lever model has been through many improvements since to achieve the reputation it has today. The uniquely designed wine opener works by cranking the handle forward and lining the worm up in the center of your wine bottle?s cork. Bringing the handle back upward drives the worm into the cork and then cranking it swiftly down again lifts it out of the bottle. Another swift up-and-down motion ejects the cork from the worm. By simultaneously squeezing the grips, you can catch the cork before it drops and stains your tablecloth. Screwpull?s S00023 Lever model is constructed with a high-quality mechanism that lasts up to five times longer than other Lever models. In addition, it has a Teflon-coated screw for easier cork release that is guaranteed to open 2,000 bottles of wine before dulling. As an added bonus this Lever model comes with Screwpull?s patented four-wheel foilcutter and an attractive stainless-steel stopper with a rubber seal that preserves wine for up to two days. Screwpull covers this corkscrew under a 10-year guarantee.

Cliff notes:

Screw your cork, crank the handle with an up and down motion for ejection. You may have to repeat the up and down motion.

 

[jagec]

you've got to be kidding me...100 freakin' bucks?