just bought this for my ex girlfriend.....

AgaBoogaBoo

Lifer
Feb 16, 2003
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You'll get a phone call about how much she loves you, but that the issue isn't you, it's her. Dinner, if lucky.
 

intogamer

Lifer
Dec 5, 2004
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Uh.... dude you'd only wear those on special occasions?
(ladies that have big cracks... wear this)

You wouldn't wear it all the time.
 

Locut0s

Lifer
Nov 28, 2001
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Are you trying to get back together with here? If so you can't buy your way back into someone's life. If not why is she your ex?
 

Aimster

Lifer
Jan 5, 2003
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are you kiddding me?

go use that $399 and buy yourself something. Jerk off instead and you'll be happier

You give her this gift she'll be like "smile thanks" and continue to not call you. Youll feel stupid and get depressed.
 

So

Lifer
Jul 2, 2001
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...<breathe>...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

:laugh:
 

Pepsei

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in a few month, you'll be saying something like, 'that bitch is banging this guy while wearing the necklace i gave her.'