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just a wee little rant

slightlyhuman

slightlyhuman

Lifer
people that don't know jack sh1t about computers really piss me off sometimes. just because i fix their pc one time but don't own a REAL pc repair business they think if it fvcks up it's my fault. they can go fvck themselves. i don't do any work on a pc if i don't know if i can fix it.

i got a pc from a rich ass woman the other day(friends with her son), it's a pos dell 500mhz with 96 megs of ram. i upped her ram to 160mb, upgraded her to win2kpro because she wanted to keep all her data on there for 75 bucks. almost a month later her son calls saying it won't do anything. PEOPLE WHEN YOU SAY A COMPUTER WON'T DO ANYTHING, JUST BECAUSE IT WON'T FVCKING RUN YOUR AOL CHAT ROOM DOESN'T MEAN IT "WON'T DO ANYTHING".

so i tell him i'll pick it up and have a look at it but i won't charge her. well it's got tons of internet optimizers, search bars, etc. won't even log in to windows in normal mode(only safe mode). well i'm not fvcking with it for free, honestly i'm not messing with it unless she won't mind losing all her crap and letting me install a fresh install of XP.

i'm going to tell her son i'll install xp for $xx but if she doesn't want that then it's her bucket to carry, not mine.

i fixed your pc once and it was working fine after i plugged it up at your house, just because you get online and download porn dialers, bingo programs and 56 FVCKING K optimizers doesn't mean i do work for free in the future.

go buy a 68ghz dell and have the son of bitches fix it for you, THX.

/rant
 
I do not fix other people's pc. It is not worth it. But I do give advice when asked.

Why would you recommend installing XP on a 500 mHz Dell that has 160 meg of RAM?
 
Originally posted by: J Heartless Slick
I do not fix other people's pc. It is not worth it. But I do give advice when asked.

Why would you recommend installing XP on a 500 mHz Dell that has 160 meg of RAM?
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um, my mom has 128mb on her with xp. runs just fine.

160 megs is plenty of ram for internet browsing with 56 FVCKING K optimizers.
 
Originally posted by: DP
people that don't know jack sh1t about computers really piss me off sometimes. just because i fix their pc one time but don't own a REAL pc repair business they think if it fvcks up it's my fault. they can go fvck themselves. i don't do any work on a pc if i don't know if i can fix it.

i got a pc from a rich ass woman the other day(friends with her son), it's a pos dell 500mhz with 96 megs of ram. i upped her ram to 160mb, upgraded her to win2kpro because she wanted to keep all her data on there for 75 bucks. almost a month later her son calls saying it won't do anything. PEOPLE WHEN YOU SAY A COMPUTER WON'T DO ANYTHING, JUST BECAUSE IT WON'T FVCKING RUN YOUR AOL CHAT ROOM DOESN'T MEAN IT "WON'T DO ANYTHING".

so i tell him i'll pick it up and have a look at it but i won't charge her. well it's got tons of internet optimizers, search bars, etc. won't even log in to windows in normal mode(only safe mode). well i'm not fvcking with it for free, honestly i'm not messing with it unless she won't mind losing all her crap and letting me install a fresh install of XP.

i'm going to tell her son i'll install xp for $xx but if she doesn't want that then it's her bucket to carry, not mine.

i fixed your pc once and it was working fine after i plugged it up at your house, just because you get online and download porn dialers, bingo programs and 56 FVCKING K optimizers doesn't mean i do work for free in the future.

go buy a 68ghz dell and have the son of bitches fix it for you, THX.

/rant
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Haven't you learned that when peoples computers fvck up that they didn't do a thing. It's the computer/you that's the problem. Once you fix someones computer for a favor or even charge them, then you have become their technical support for the next few years. Run while you can!

 
Originally posted by: BroeBo
Originally posted by: DP
people that don't know jack sh1t about computers really piss me off sometimes. just because i fix their pc one time but don't own a REAL pc repair business they think if it fvcks up it's my fault. they can go fvck themselves. i don't do any work on a pc if i don't know if i can fix it.

i got a pc from a rich ass woman the other day(friends with her son), it's a pos dell 500mhz with 96 megs of ram. i upped her ram to 160mb, upgraded her to win2kpro because she wanted to keep all her data on there for 75 bucks. almost a month later her son calls saying it won't do anything. PEOPLE WHEN YOU SAY A COMPUTER WON'T DO ANYTHING, JUST BECAUSE IT WON'T FVCKING RUN YOUR AOL CHAT ROOM DOESN'T MEAN IT "WON'T DO ANYTHING".

so i tell him i'll pick it up and have a look at it but i won't charge her. well it's got tons of internet optimizers, search bars, etc. won't even log in to windows in normal mode(only safe mode). well i'm not fvcking with it for free, honestly i'm not messing with it unless she won't mind losing all her crap and letting me install a fresh install of XP.

i'm going to tell her son i'll install xp for $xx but if she doesn't want that then it's her bucket to carry, not mine.

i fixed your pc once and it was working fine after i plugged it up at your house, just because you get online and download porn dialers, bingo programs and 56 FVCKING K optimizers doesn't mean i do work for free in the future.

go buy a 68ghz dell and have the son of bitches fix it for you, THX.

/rant
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Haven't you learned that when peoples computers fvck up that they didn't do a thing. It's the computer/you that's the problem. Once you fix someones computer for a favor or even charge them, then you have become their technical support for the next few years. Run while you can!
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QFT:beer:

haha, i fixed my gf's pc (pos HP) when i first started dating her. after it started screwing up again and her dad knew how bad ass my pc was, he blamed me for taking parts out of their computer to make mine faster.

i about drop kicked him in the chin.
 
Originally posted by: DP
Originally posted by: woowoo
Just fix it and charge her.
She is rich ?Right?
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no, i hate windows 98. i'd rather stick my weenie in a meat grinder than mess with 98.
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that and upgrades from 98 to 2k always give weird ass problems.

btw, rich and using 56k? Or just rich, stupid, and using 56k optimizers to 'GET A 31337 PING TIM3 IN CS' while using DSL?
 
Originally posted by: DP
haha, i fixed my gf's pc (pos HP) when i first started dating her. after it started screwing up again and her dad knew how bad ass my pc was, he blamed me for taking parts out of their computer to make mine faster.

i about drop kicked him in the chin.
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ROFL. One of the people here accused us of stealing parts from an old PC that she took home. She said we stole the CD-rom drive. When she setup the computer at home, it was upside-down. Seriously.
 
Originally posted by: Tremulant
Originally posted by: DP
Originally posted by: woowoo
Just fix it and charge her.
She is rich ?Right?
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no, i hate windows 98. i'd rather stick my weenie in a meat grinder than mess with 98.
Click to expand...

that and upgrades from 98 to 2k always give weird ass problems.

btw, rich and using 56k? Or just rich, stupid, and using 56k optimizers to 'GET A 31337 PING TIM3 IN CS' while using DSL?
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hahahaha. first time i got her pc i found porn dialers. i'm like "hell, if you're demanding then i'm supplying."
 
Originally posted by: DP
Originally posted by: Tremulant
Originally posted by: DP
Originally posted by: woowoo
Just fix it and charge her.
She is rich ?Right?
Click to expand...


no, i hate windows 98. i'd rather stick my weenie in a meat grinder than mess with 98.
Click to expand...

that and upgrades from 98 to 2k always give weird ass problems.

btw, rich and using 56k? Or just rich, stupid, and using 56k optimizers to 'GET A 31337 PING TIM3 IN CS' while using DSL?
Click to expand...


hahahaha. first time i got her pc i found porn dialers. i'm like "hell, if you're demanding then i'm supplying."
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ahahaha, awesome. :beer:
 
DP I feel ya man. I made $145 off two computers last week but one was a royal pain the arse because the guy f^cked it up so bad and I had to keep dealing with it. He had more viruses on that one computer than I have ever seen before.
 
Originally posted by: PanzerIV
DP I feel ya man. I made $145 off two computers last week but one was a royal pain the arse because the guy f^cked it up so bad and I had to keep dealing with it. He had more viruses on that one computer than I have ever seen before.
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check this, i ran ad-aware last night in safe mode. ok the updates were 41 days old but it still found 1092 cases of malware/spyware.

i'm thinking abuot r4p1ng this bitch....
 
WTF!! are you serious??! What an asshole dad she has. Too bad people don't think before they speak. "Hmm I wonder if the reason he has a fast computer is that he likes them and spends money on his...."

"Nah, he must steal lots of sh!tty computer parts to make one awesome computer!"
 
Originally posted by: BroeBo
WTF!! are you serious??! What an asshole dad she has. Too bad people don't think before they speak. "Hmm I wonder if the reason he has a fast computer is that he likes them and spends money on his...."

"Nah, he must steal lots of sh!tty computer parts to make one awesome computer!"
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naw, he isn't an ass, i love her parents. he just makes stupid remarks like that. kind of picking on me, i just thought it was funny that he said that.

come to think of it, my gf's mom is fine too.

man...
 
Originally posted by: DP
Originally posted by: Tremulant
Originally posted by: DP
Originally posted by: woowoo
Just fix it and charge her.
She is rich ?Right?
Click to expand...


no, i hate windows 98. i'd rather stick my weenie in a meat grinder than mess with 98.
Click to expand...

that and upgrades from 98 to 2k always give weird ass problems.

btw, rich and using 56k? Or just rich, stupid, and using 56k optimizers to 'GET A 31337 PING TIM3 IN CS' while using DSL?
Click to expand...


hahahaha. first time i got her pc i found porn dialers. i'm like "hell, if you're demanding then i'm supplying."
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What did she say to that?
 
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