A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the
Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the American wrestler's
trainer came to him and said, "Now, don't forget all the research
we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this
'pretzel' hold he has. Whatever you do, don't let him get you in this hold!
If he does, you're finished!" The wrestler nodded in acknowledgment.
As the match started, the American and the Russian circled each
other several times looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the
Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the
dreaded pretzel hold.
A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd, and the trainer
buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't
even watch the ending.
Suddenly, there was a scream, a cheer from the crowd, and the
trainer raised his eye just in time to watch the Russian flying up
in the air. The Russian's back hit the mat with a thud, and the American
collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning the match.
The trainer was astounded. When he finally got the American wrestler
alone, he asked, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever
been able to do it before?"
The wrestler answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got
me in that hold, but at the last moment I opened my eyes and saw this
pair of balls right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose, so with
my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies
just as hard as I could."
"So," the trainer exclaimed, "that finished him off, did it?"
"No, but you'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your
own balls!"
Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the American wrestler's
trainer came to him and said, "Now, don't forget all the research
we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this
'pretzel' hold he has. Whatever you do, don't let him get you in this hold!
If he does, you're finished!" The wrestler nodded in acknowledgment.
As the match started, the American and the Russian circled each
other several times looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the
Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the
dreaded pretzel hold.
A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd, and the trainer
buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't
even watch the ending.
Suddenly, there was a scream, a cheer from the crowd, and the
trainer raised his eye just in time to watch the Russian flying up
in the air. The Russian's back hit the mat with a thud, and the American
collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning the match.
The trainer was astounded. When he finally got the American wrestler
alone, he asked, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever
been able to do it before?"
The wrestler answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got
me in that hold, but at the last moment I opened my eyes and saw this
pair of balls right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose, so with
my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies
just as hard as I could."
"So," the trainer exclaimed, "that finished him off, did it?"
"No, but you'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your
own balls!"
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