Originally posted by: SampSon
I just got myself out of jury duty a couple weeks ago. After avoiding it with various excuses for years I finally manned up and went in to do my duty. Boy was that a mistake. So here is my little story.
I go in to the court house prompty at 7am on monday morning. I check in and sit down. Since my lucky juror number was #2 I figured hopefully they pull them in sequential order and I can get in and out quickly. Well it didn't work that way and they started pulling random numbers/names. So after sitting there for a little over an hour I hear an announcement come over the PA, "The following people called please get up and report to this room, do not go to the other room as jurors normally do". So the first name they call is mine, "oh boy" I think to myself.
So they take a group of about 25 of us to this special room with a bunch of armed guards. Then they march us up to the top floor and parade us into a court room. After we sit down the judge goes on and says, "You group of jurors have been specially selected to sit on double murder one case". "Great" I think, "My first ever jury experience and I have to get a friggin murder one trial". So they call names, and of course mine is the first name they call. So I go sit in their comfy chairs in this jury box, cursing to myself. They finally get all the names called for their primary selection group. The judge goes on to read the charges and allegations of what the defendant did. Turns out these two kids (17 & 18) decided to rob a guy, kill him and steal is ****** sneakers. Yep, murdered a man for sneakers. And they wonder why so many inner-city minority youth are written-off as hopeless, well this is one of thoes reasons.
So the judge goes on to say that the jurors selected for this trial will be sequestered for the duration of the trial, which is expected to last about two weeks. Now I'm really sweating. So we go through a good 4 hours of questions and cross questions and this and that. Finally they get down to the selection. They run through the names of people who will not be selected, while counting I realize that there is only one more person to dismiss. At that point the lawyers decide it's a good time to have another friggin meeting of the minds for a good hour. I haven't had lunch, anything to drink or a smoke in about 8 hours so I'm pissed. They come back out and ask the two remaining potentials some questions, thoes two being me and this other guy. After another hour of ridiculous questions they finally make their selection. They say Mr. Sampson, you can go. YES! ****** YES!
Never again will I attend jury duty.