Jury Duty tomorrow morning

[Jeff7181]

Fekkin douchebag criminals... interrupt my life just cause they're throwing theirs down the toilet. Going to cost me money to go throw their ass in jail between gas prices, parking and the money missing from my paycheck for not being able to work tomorrow.

 

[aesthetics]

Bend over, here comes Bubba!

Edit: Jesus hates you.

 

[Kalvin00]

Wahh wahh.

 

[Cheesetogo]

Ah, so you would prefer them to be let go?

 

[dartworth]

comes with being an American...

there are other options...

 

[bonkers325]

sue the criminal for mental anguish and lost wages

 

[DainBramaged]

Juror: I vote firing squad, your honor.

Judge: Uh...but the trial hasn't started.

Juror: Yes, final answer

 

[jadinolf]

One year in jail and a thousand dollar fine.

Your honor, I demand you reverse his sentence.

Very well, a thousand years in jail and a one dollar fine.

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: Cheesetogo
Ah, so you would prefer them to be let go?

No... I'd prefer not to rearrange my life and lose 80% of my daily wages because some shit-for-brains criminal who can't find anything better to do besides rape, stab or rob someone exercised their right to have their ass thrown in jail by their "peers."

 

[Wreckem]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181

Originally posted by: Cheesetogo
Ah, so you would prefer them to be let go?

No... I'd prefer not to rearrange my life and lose 80% of my daily wages because some shit-for-brains criminal who can't find anything better to do besides rape, stab or rob someone exercised their right to have their ass thrown in jail by their "peers."

Tell that to the judge and you will get tossed pretty quickly. It already shows you are prejudiced against the defendent(ie: you believe everyone on trial is a criminal/guilty).

 

[BradAtWork]

Just make sure you say not guilty if it's any personal drug possession or prostitution etc. Any victimless crime or vice law.

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: Wreckem

Originally posted by: Jeff7181

Originally posted by: Cheesetogo
Ah, so you would prefer them to be let go?

No... I'd prefer not to rearrange my life and lose 80% of my daily wages because some shit-for-brains criminal who can't find anything better to do besides rape, stab or rob someone exercised their right to have their ass thrown in jail by their "peers."

Tell that to the judge and you will get tossed pretty quickly. It already shows you are prejudiced against the defendent(ie: you believe everyone on trial is a criminal/guilty).

I don't think that'll work... they're well aware people will say whatever they think will make them look biased to get out of serving.

 

[dawp]

Just don't show up and you can join them. it is INNOCENT until proven guilty.

 

[seemingly random]

What if it's a drug bust case at a pool party with nekid women with evidence pics?

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: seemingly random
What if it's a drug bust case at a pool party with nekid women with evidence pics?

I can look at quality porn on my laptop or my iPod at work without losing money.