Juicy Squirt

[tyler811]

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

 

[DainBramaged]

<tumbleweed>

 

[Xylitol]

I laughed 8/10

 

[Kalvin00]

hahah

 

[Coquito]

6.5/10 🙂

 

[aplefka]

I wanna go poop now.

 

[tyler811]

Originally posted by: aplefka
I wanna go poop now.

:Q

 

[PurdueRy]

3/10

 

[Platypus]

Is it only a dream that there'll be no more turning away?

 

[OdiN]

<more tumbleweeds>

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: OdiN
<more tumbleweeds>

<crickets>

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit

Originally posted by: OdiN
<more tumbleweeds>

<crickets>

<crickets fighting to death with tumbleweeds for supremacy of bad joke thread>

 

[HamburgerBoy]

0/10

 

[blodhi74]

Originally posted by: Xylitol
I laughed 8/10

 

[Xcobra]

decent joke 7/10

 

[biggestmuff]

<*cough* from a guy in the back>

 

[bmacd]

good one Jim 🙂

-=bmacd=-

 

[tyler811]

Originally posted by: bmacd
good one Jim 🙂

-=bmacd=-

😉