Judy Garland was molested by Wizard of Oz midgets

[brainhulk]

http://mynewsla.com/hollywood/2017/02/08/judy-garland-molested-by-munchkins-late-hubby-said-of-oz

Why those little horndogs...

 

[shortylickens]

Pics?

 

[KMFJD]

someone's got a book coming out so he says something controversial to help it's sales...

 

[renz20003]

Brings new meaning to the lollipop gang.

 

[IronWing]

Rule 34 incoming.

 

[sdifox]

Whoever wrote that article should be banned from writing. Late ex husband would not be putting out a book.

 

[tynopik]

Late ex husband would not be putting out a book.

no books have ever been posthumously published?

 

[PottedMeat]

 

[sdifox]

no books have ever been posthumously published?

Except he is alive.

 

[tynopik]

Except he is alive.

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2005/sep/20/guardianobituaries.film

 

[sdifox]

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2005/sep/20/guardianobituaries.film

I guess I should eat crow. The title used "said" which threw me off and I didn't know the author was dead.

 

[IronWing]

Never trust short people.

 

[shortylickens]

Never trust short people.

 

[IronWing]

Your mom's looking pretty good!

 

[nakedfrog]

Never trust short people.

They got little hands, little eyes, and walk around telling great big lies.

 

[NesuD]

They got little hands, little eyes, and walk around telling great big lies.

That Randy Newman was one intolerant SOB.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

That Randy Newman was one intolerant SOB.

Intolerant or perceptive, it all depends on your altitude.

 

[DigDog]

.. the 10-line article actually says "but its not true" if you bother to read it.

 

[IronWing]

.. the 10-line article actually says "but its not true" if you bother to read it.

Rule 34 isn't about things being true; it's about making things true.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

BS story, she was probably begging for it.

 

[DigDog]

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[DigDog]

and also, ironwing, you dont have to tell me about rule 34. the only reason im in this thread in the first place, is because i immediately had inpure thought about judy getting done in a rough way by a bunch of horny dwarves, of which i picture myself as one of.
she was hot, yo. damn nymphos, curse my soul.

 

[MongGrel]

I'm surprised there hasn't been a "grab em" joke yet, I'll just consider that enough.

 

[BoomerD]

Did this happen while she was all nodded out on heroin? (or did that come later?)