Judge's Ruling: X-men aren't human...

[vi edit]

Story at 11:00

 

[Stark]

poor xerox man.

 

[308nato]

Bored today vi- ????

Or just cold ?

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: 308nato
Bored today vi- ????

Or just cold ?

Eh. It's not cold till your nostrils freeze shut the second you walk out the door. Needs to be a good 20 below to do that. We hit about -12 last night a think. Still have a little bit to go.

 

[slikmunks]

lol

 

[dolph]

well, at least we're using our resources where they're needed most.

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: dolph
well, at least we're using our resources where they're needed most.

Yeah, it's important that our courts keep occupied with such important matters while our citizens wait in jail cells for thier trials.

 

[majewski9]

WOW............Civil cases are so weird sometime.

 

[de9ali]

Actually this is a good thing for Marvel - import rates are cheaper for toys (non-human) than dolls (human). I saw this on TechTV last night.

 

[majewski9]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: dolph
well, at least we're using our resources where they're needed most.

Yeah, it's important that our courts keep occupied with such important matters while our citizens wait in jail cells for thier trials.

They wouldnt be there if they didnt commit a crime. If you ever had a criminal trial you would know that they are sometimes quite speedy.

 

[SSP]

To Brian Wilkinson, editor of the online site X-Fan (x-mencomics.com/xfan/), Marvel's argument is appalling. The X-Men -- mere creatures? "This is almost unthinkable," he says. "Marvel's super heroes are supposed to be as human as you or I. They live in New York. They have families and go to work. And now they're no longer human?"

/me backs away slowly, then run!

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: majewski9

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: dolph
well, at least we're using our resources where they're needed most.

Yeah, it's important that our courts keep occupied with such important matters while our citizens wait in jail cells for thier trials.

They wouldnt be there if they didnt commit a crime. If you ever had a criminal trial you would know that they are sometimes quite speedy.

You are a moron.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Toy Biz, in its filings, pulled no punches. The figures "stand as potent witnesses for their status as nonhuman creatures," the company argued. How could they be humans, Toy Biz said, if they possessed "tentacles, claws, wings or robotic limbs?"

Good to know amputees with prosthetics are no longer human.

The intent was just corporate profit-maximizing, but it is still a slap in the face of the writers and artists who created these characters, as well as fans of the comics.

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

It's pretty obvious the judge is Mystique in disguise.

 

[ElFenix]

i love how they ask if superman is human... duh hes not! hes from another planet!

 

[minus1972]

Originally posted by: FeathersMcGraw
It's pretty obvious the judge is Mystique in disguise.

LOL

 

[LethalWolfe]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: dolph
well, at least we're using our resources where they're needed most.

Yeah, it's important that our courts keep occupied with such important matters while our citizens wait in jail cells for thier trials.

So, uh, how many people are waiting in jail to be tried by the U.S. Court of International Trade?


Lethal

 

[vi edit]

I think the correct way to test this is to see if they reproduce with humans sucessfully. I'll sacrafice my body in the name of science and test my methods with Jubilee and Storm.

 

[LethalWolfe]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
I think the correct way to test this is to see if they reproduce with humans sucessfully. I'll sacrafice my body in the name of science and test my methods with Jubilee and Storm.

Hope you gotta lotta lube 'cause that plastic is gonna hurt.


Lethal

 

[Tallgeese]

[Triumph]
No no...I'm sorry. The correct answer is...

WHO GIVES A SH*T!
[/Triumph]

 

[hudster]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i love how they ask if superman is human... duh hes not! hes from another planet!

So when your great great great great grandchildren are born on Mars, they won't be human either, cuz they're from another planet???

 

[Maverick]

Originally posted by: LethalWolfe

Originally posted by: vi_edit
I think the correct way to test this is to see if they reproduce with humans sucessfully. I'll sacrafice my body in the name of science and test my methods with Jubilee and Storm.

Hope you gotta lotta lube 'cause that plastic is gonna hurt.


Lethal

he'll settle for testing his methods on the actors who play them in the upcoming movie. A small sacrifice to make for science.