Judge Orders Arrest of Michael Jackson

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Armoth

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Originally posted by: VirtualLarry
Originally posted by: RossMAN
Originally posted by: royaldank
He's back at the courthouse and all is well again.
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Damn I was hoping he'd actually get arrested :(
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LOL. Yeah. The arrest would probably go something like this:

Police Office: We've come to arrest you, Mr. Jackson.
M.J.: You can't do that to me. (cue music) "Beat it!"
P.O.: And why not?
M.J.: because (cue music) "I'm bad"
P.O.: That's it. You're coming with us. (grabs M.J.'s arm)
M.J.: (cue music as M.J. squeals) "Ooooh!"
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ROTFL

Nice...
 
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PanzerIV

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Originally posted by: VirtualLarry
Originally posted by: RossMAN
Originally posted by: royaldank
He's back at the courthouse and all is well again.
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Damn I was hoping he'd actually get arrested :(
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LOL. Yeah. The arrest would probably go something like this:

Police Office: We've come to arrest you, Mr. Jackson.
M.J.: You can't do that to me. (cue music) "Beat it!"
P.O.: And why not?
M.J.: because (cue music) "I'm bad"
P.O.: That's it. You're coming with us. (grabs M.J.'s arm)
M.J.: (cue music as M.J. squeals) "Ooooh!"
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LOL. :thumbsup:
 
Scarpozzi

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Didn't Michael Jackson's latest song basically incriminate him??
"Don't let your son go down on me."
 
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Kev

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Originally posted by: aidanjm
what is he supposed to have done again? is he accused of raping that boy?
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:Q

Have you been in a box for the past decade?
 
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tboo

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Well, he was late for court again. This time he cried a lot & had a guy in scrubs sitting next to him. I wonder if he was a real doctor?
 
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Proletariat

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Originally posted by: vi_edit
Why did muscians like John Lenon and Dimebag Darrel have to get murdered while this pimple on the ass of society still manages to plaster himself all over headlines?

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You put John Lennon and Douchebag Darrell in the same sentence?

Dude.... dude... dude.
 
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"The accuser gave the same account his brother had of looking at sexually explicit Web sites on their second night at Neverland after their parents gave them permission to sleep in Jackson's room."

This just doesnt sit right with me... thats like me complaining my cpu got fried after i placed it in an active volcano.
 
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canadageek

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guys....isn't this the land of the free? of "innocent until proven guilty"?
you should be ashamed of yourselves. just because someone accuses someone else, does not make them guilty. if mj is guilty, then may he rot in hell. but until he is proven as such, we should treat him and the boy equally.
is that too much to ask? aren't we decent humans? just my two bits;)
cheers


ps. i'm not a mj fan, i hate his "music" witha fiery passion, but he is still a person, and deserves to be treated as such
 
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Alex

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Originally posted by: RelaxTheMind
"The accuser gave the same account his brother had of looking at sexually explicit Web sites on their second night at Neverland after their parents gave them permission to sleep in Jackson's room."

This just doesnt sit right with me... thats like me complaining my cpu got fried after i placed it in an active volcano.
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ahhahahahahah funniest thing i've read all day! :beer: :p
 
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