Judge: Girl's name, Talula Does The Hula, won't do

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: sourceninja
I'm on a mission to have a daughter named violence

I could see it working if you pronounce it "vee-oh-LEN-say" or "vee-AWW-lins."

Still stupid as hell though.

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: AmpedSilence

Originally posted by: sourceninja
I'm on a mission to have a daughter named violence

I think you should go for Placenta or maybe Crayon.

Bam

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca

Originally posted by: sourceninja
I'm on a mission to have a daughter named violence

I could see it working if you pronounce it "vee-oh-LEN-say" or "vee-AWW-lins."

Still stupid as hell though.

"It's John Big boot-ay"

 

[RaistlinZ]

How about "Mug"? Mug Costanza.


:beer:

 

[StinkyPinky]

They judge should have renamed the parents names to "fuckface" and "tittyspunk" to see how they like it.

 

[Perknose]

Some More Actual Names

A. A. A. D'Artagnan Umslopagaas Dynamite Macaulay (London Times)
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Ave Maria Klinkenberg, Yonkers, New York
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Bambina Broccoli, New York City
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Mrs Belcher Wack Wack [Miss Belcher married Mr Wack and then married his brother]
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Bugless, Energetic, Euphrates, and Goliath Smith (Indexes of Births for England and Wales)
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DeFred Goo Folts, Director of Placement, Harvard Graduate School of Business Administration, Cambridge, Massachusetts.
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Charles Adolphe Faux-Pas Bidet, Commissaire de Police, Paris, France. [Faux-Pas Bidet received heavy press coverage in the 1930s when he investigated the abduction of General Kutylpov, a White Russian leader in Paris]
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F. G. Vereneseneckockkrockoff, San Francisco, California.
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Gaston J. Feeblebunny
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(Miss) Horsey de Horsey, Intimate friend of Lord Cardigan, who on a notable occasion banged on her door shouting, "My dearest, she's dead!", referring to her late Ladyship, "Let's get married at once!"
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Humperdink Fangboner, Lumber Dealer, and Fanny Fangboner, Nurse, Sandusky, Ohio.
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John Senior, Jr., New York City.
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Justin Tune, Chorister, Westminster Choir College, Princeton, New Jersey.
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Mark Clark Van Ark, Toledo, Ohio.
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Mary Louse Pantzaroff, Huron Country, Ohio.
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Mary Malouf Teabaggy, Boston, Massachusetts.
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Mene Mene Tekel Upharson Pnd, Hartford, Connecticut
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Newton Hooton, Cambridge, Massachusetts.
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Orange Marmalade Lemon, Wichita, Kansas.
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Positive Wasserman Johnson, Evanston, Illinois. [The Wasserman test looks for antibodies to syphilis]
Dave Hardy comments on this entry:

My late father in law, Prof. William Avery, said that when he taught in Louisiana just after WWII the doctors in the public health service would, when a rural and often illiterate mother wondered what to name her newborn, suggest that she name him after the famous doctor Positive Wasserman.

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Preserved Fish, Jr., New Bedford, Massachusetts.
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Primrose Goo, Hawaii.
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Mrs. Screech, Singing Teacher, Victoria, British Columbia.
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Silence Bellows, Editor (Christian Science Monitor).
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Strangeways Pigg Strangeways, Cricket Star, London, England.
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Sugarporn Poopattana, New York City.
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Supply Clapp Thwing, Harvard College (Class of 1837).
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Tetley Ironsides Tetley Jones, Chariman, Tetley Tea Company, London, England.
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Thusnelda Neusbickle, Wellesley College, Wellesley, Massachusetts.
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Trailing Arbutus Vines, Cumberland Mountains, Tennessee.
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Verbal Funderburk, Lakeland, Florida.
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Mr. Vice, Malefactor, New Orleans, Louisiana. Arrested 890 times and convicted 421, probably a record (International Herald Tribune).
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Zezozose Zadfack, California.
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Zoda Viola Klontz Gazola,.
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Dr. Zoltan Ovary, Gynecologist, New York Hospital, New York City.