Judge Evans of the 7th Circuit Court of Appeal cites Ludacris

ElFenix

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Judge Evans of the 7th Circuit Court of Appeal cites Ludacris
Seriously. Check it out at United States v. Murphy, 2005 U.S. App. LEXIS 7695.

On the evening of May 29, 2003, Hayden was smoking crack with three other folks at a trailer park home on Chain of Rocks Road in Granite City, Illinois. Murphy, Sr., who had sold drugs to Hayden several years earlier, showed up later that night. He was friendly at first, but he soon called Hayden a "snitch bitch hoe" n1 and hit her in the head with the back of his hand. He said he saw her name in discovery materials from his son's criminal case and that she was responsible for putting him in jail. He put a gun -- a small chrome-plated one -- to her head and said he was going to kill her for putting his son in jail. He said this would be her last night and her body would be found in a ditch. Murphy then placed several calls, telling Hayden he was calling his people to get someone to dispose of her car.

n1 The trial transcript quotes Ms. Hayden as saying Murphy called her a snitch bitch "hoe." A "hoe," of course, is a tool used for weeding and gardening. We think the court reporter, unfamiliar with rap music (perhaps thankfully so), misunderstood Hayden's response. We have taken the liberty of changing "hoe" to "ho," a staple of rap music vernacular as, for example, when Ludacris raps "You doin' ho activities with ho tendencies."
 

Siva

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"perhaps thankfully so"? I don't think it is in a judge's job description to make glib commentary on modern music.
 

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Originally posted by: Siva
"perhaps thankfully so"? I don't think it is in a judge's job description to make glib commentary on modern music.

You have never been to court huh.Judges joke around all the time.People think court is this big scary place.I have joked with the baliffs before.
 

Phoenix86

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Originally posted by: Siva
"perhaps thankfully so"? I don't think it is in a judge's job description to make glib commentary on modern music.

Isn't it a Judge's job to... judge? ;)
 

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Originally posted by: Siva
"perhaps thankfully so"? I don't think it is in a judge's job description to make glib commentary on modern music.

judges make commentary both verbally and written all the time.
 

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Hey Ho how ya doin'? How ya been? Prolly doing ho stuff cuz there you ho again! Sorry, I was singing it in my head. :-0
 

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Ho's are your friends Ho's are your enemies

why do you think you take a Ho to Hotel?

reach up in the sky its the H-Ozone layer

come on playa once a Ho, Always

Ho's never close they open like Hallways